Articles tagged with: crocodile
Awesome Or Off-Putting: Mahamba, The Congo’s 50 Foot Crocodile
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. If hecklerspray ever had to fight a crocodile, we'd start out by giving it our famous one-two punch, follow up with our world renowned triple-round-house kick, and then we'd force its tail into its own mouth making it chew until it was nothing more than a little scaly donut. Don't try that at home, kids. We've had training. If we ever had to fight Mahamba, on the other hand, we'd probably do all the same things except with construction cranes instead of our hands. That's because Mahamba is reported to be a 50' long croc. It's been sighted in the Congo, and some say it's a remnant from a very ancient age.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, myths, ancient artifacts, religion, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. If hecklerspray ever had to fight a crocodile, we'd start out by giving it our famous one-two punch, follow up with our world renowned triple-round-house kick, and then we'd force its tail into its own mouth making it chew until it was nothing more than a little scaly donut. Don't try that at home, kids. We've had training. If we ever had to fight Mahamba, on the other hand, we'd probably do all the same things except with construction cranes instead of our hands. That's because Mahamba is reported to be a 50' long croc. It's been sighted in the Congo, and some say it's a remnant from a very ancient age.
It Will Kill You: Crocodile
The internet is mainly full of fluffy kittens and sneezing pandas, but screw that. This is It Will Kill You. Because all animals are tossers. It's obvious that a crocodile will kill you if you give it the chance. They've hardly changed since the days of the dinosaurs, and that's because they're so good at killing ...
