Articles tagged with: creepy
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Uma Thurman’s Stalker Really Creepy, Just Not Illegally So
Jack Jordan, you've let us down. All that time you were stalking Uma Thurman in a number of imaginatively creepy ways, we thought you were being illegal. And now your lawyer is saying that you weren't being illegal in an effort to keep you out of jail? That is very disappointing, Jack Jordan. Very disappointing indeed. But on the plus side, if Jack Jordan is acquitted of his Uma Thurman stalking charges, it basically means that we're all legally free to send the object of our obsession terrifying hand-drawn pictures of ourselves walking along a razorblade while they eeirly dig our graves. Good lord, Martine McCutcheon had better hope that Jack Jordan is found guilty.
Jack Jordan, you've let us down. All that time you were stalking Uma Thurman in a number of imaginatively creepy ways, we thought you were being illegal. And now your lawyer is saying that you weren't being illegal in an effort to keep you out of jail? That is very disappointing, Jack Jordan. Very disappointing indeed. But on the plus side, if Jack Jordan is acquitted of his Uma Thurman stalking charges, it basically means that we're all legally free to send the object of our obsession terrifying hand-drawn pictures of ourselves walking along a razorblade while they eeirly dig our graves. Good lord, Martine McCutcheon had better hope that Jack Jordan is found guilty.
