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August 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Snap or Cracklenpop?

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Justin Bieber has picture taken with fans – It’s brilliant.
We live in a marvellous, brilliant world. Why? People make things like a Nefertitti headpiece made from Yak’s nipples. Marvellous!
Bobby Ball! – He’s on twitter! ROCK ON!
Pampered son of dreary rock star gets book thrown at him – Oh boo and bloody hoo.
So, the media want to bother hippies by thermal imaging their ’empty tents’? – Here comes a cheeky hippie to disprove a few things. Well done hippie!

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Turtles – They’ll attack you and try and make you die.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Pied or Decried?

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The Luiz Boat – “It’s not funny, it’s not clever, but it is really stupid not to be able to identify something as an ‘L’, isn’t it?”
Dennis Potter – Ever think “Hey, maybe Rupert Murdoch isn’t all that bad?” Well, after watching a segment from Dennis Potter’s final interview, you’ll probably think again… again.
Tom Watson MP – Okay so good ol’ Tom might have voted for the war in Iraq, ID cards and all the other things that liberal-minded people aren’t into but the man deserves credit for giving it the old, ‘Pipe down, son. Grown-ups are talking,’ to James Murdoch.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Hacked or Tapped?

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The Sunday ‘Spray – The replacement for the News of the World will be hitting newsagent shelves from this week. Kris Silver will be taking on the role of the opinionated but idiotic columnist, Joanna Bolouri will be an agony aunt, Matthew Laidlow will- largely inaccurately predict the future- while Jacki Evans will be writing on the sexual prowess of the male Apprentice candidates.
Hugh Grant – He takes his glasses off when he realises he’s onto a winner. Also- Piers Morgan isn’t a fan. What’s not to like?

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Horrific or Terrifying?

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Google+ – Wow! It’s like a good facebook and it’s all courtesy of those friendly Google people. You can hang out with your friends like on Skype and all without ever having to go near them. It’s great if you’ve got a contagious disease!
Money – It can buy you love.
Myspace – Justin Timberlake now owns a big piece of it and it’s no longer in the hands of News Corp. Sure, it might be rubbish but at least it’s a little cleaner.
Minimal Movie Posters – Your favourite film and TV done in a minimalist style.

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August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Fedoras, not feds.

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Tom Hanks – Is there anything that could make Tom Hanks seem less than great? Apart from the career of his son, which isn’t really his fault, there really isn’t. To illustrate the point, here’s a video.
Hitman – Into games? The slap-headed Agent 47 is back to defend his honour and vanquish the memories of the awful Timothy Olyphant film in this trailer for Hitman: Absolution.
BBC 2 – Plans to replace BBC 2’s daytime schedule with a simulcast of the BBC News Channel have been fought off so we can go back to never watching it. Excellent.

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August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

This week?s love and shame.

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?Teen Girl Mode? (look in the top right corner. We should have this)
Everybody loves a fat arm making them look naked (solution: only have thin friends)
Source Code (better if it was about the recipe for HP, yet still worth your carefully earned cinema dollars)
Pensioners (the wonderful things they achieve)
These rings from Japan (not practical, but just don't go anywhere)

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Bacardi pre-mixed Pina Colada (how can this possibly be a good thing?)

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August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Early and late.

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For Your Height Only (3ft tall Bond kicking ass? You're welcome)
Michael Douglas photobombing (love this guy)
The King’s Speech poised to win the world (oh, but it is jolly good)
A man from the early nineties singing (your bodyweight in crisps for whoever has the guts to admit how great this song is)
Follow Betfair on Twitter (you will laugh with every single tweet. Even the ones about betting)

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Madonna will probably die soon (here?s the proof)
Baby in a microwave toy? (off to Japan we go)

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August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

What's great this week and what's not so great.

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Alien Anthology Blu-ray box set (you really shouldn?t need persuading to buy this)
There Will Be Blood on the SNES (looks more 8 bit than 16, but still pointless genius)
Tube map showing plague pits and cholera sites in London (they should give these out at the airport)
Cricket balls (great how the BBC managed to get 18 paragraphs out of these baby makers)
Due Date (the best scene involves Robert Downey Jr?s fist and a very annoying child)

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August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Chic and Geek.

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New Twitter (it's actually better. No, really. It just is)
The Apprentice is back!! (and Dara ? Briain is already rockin? the 10.00 pm post-match analysis – ?Oh look, it's the sausage man!?)
Justunfollow.com (get rid of all those Twitter followers who have deserted you)
This trailer for this movie (this man could remake Zardoz and we?d be excited)
Our all new ?Meet the Writers? page (starring Matthew Laidlow as a superhero who could beat the crap out of Kick-Ass)

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August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Ups and Downs.

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Your Turn Heather (a movie blog so sweary and subversive it’s even blocked by some mobile phone networks. Go click)
The most promising 3D film ever (you know you want to)
Retro To Go (full of cool stuff that is mostly dispensable and always desirable)
The Apprentice is back on our screens in less than a week! (too long, BBC. It’s been too long)
Returning from a trip to LA and saying ?I know, right?? all the time (guaranteed way to get punched)

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