Articles tagged with: crazy
Hugh Hefner, Reincarnation, Paedophilia, Zeus
It's got to be difficult being Hugh Hefner. A life surrounded by thousands of bouncy post-op women and actual vats of cash would be difficult for any man. On top of that he's got to keep crazy hours sneaking about at night with his secret elite paedophile organisation. They're always hiding under kids' beds and in their closets with sweaty fists tightly gripping inside-out underoos. And at his age - that's a lot of sleep he's skipping. It's probably untrue, to be quite honest. But one 'reincarnated' Greek goddess is suing him because she thinks it is.
It's got to be difficult being Hugh Hefner. A life surrounded by thousands of bouncy post-op women and actual vats of cash would be difficult for any man. On top of that he's got to keep crazy hours sneaking about at night with his secret elite paedophile organisation. They're always hiding under kids' beds and in their closets with sweaty fists tightly gripping inside-out underoos. And at his age - that's a lot of sleep he's skipping. It's probably untrue, to be quite honest. But one 'reincarnated' Greek goddess is suing him because she thinks it is.
George Clooney! Crazy Voicemail! Police!
All we had to do was pull the string that was attached to our paper-cup earpiece and it lead us straight to Zac Efron’s mom. She was in our living room, even though clearly nobody would have let her in – after all she is a literal cow. It happened just like in Beastmaster, witches and all. Well that is certainly what it says on Zac’s Wikipedia page anyway – third paragraph down.
As we stood there watching Zac Efron’s cow mom scurry back to the field from whence she came, we couldn’t help but wonder how a major star, like say George Clooney, might handle an uncalled-for crank like that.
And the answer there is police involvement.
Last time hecklerspray got a crank call, it was an easy solve.
All we had to do was pull the string that was attached to our paper-cup earpiece and it lead us straight to Zac Efron’s mom. She was in our living room, even though clearly nobody would have let her in – after all she is a literal cow. It happened just like in Beastmaster, witches and all. Well that is certainly what it says on Zac’s Wikipedia page anyway – third paragraph down.
As we stood there watching Zac Efron’s cow mom scurry back to the field from whence she came, we couldn’t help but wonder how a major star, like say George Clooney, might handle an uncalled-for crank like that.
And the answer there is police involvement.
