Being a celebrity is not all it’s cracked up to be. You may look at the fancy lifestyle and think these pampered stars have it easy. Well, you’re wrong.

You try satisfying the demands of an adoring public. You try dealing with the taunts from the media. You try picking out the perfect dress for the after-Oscar party. Such heavy demands are always going to take its toll. And when celebrities lose it – they usually lose it pretty bad. It’s like watching a crazed chimp turn on their masters after being prodded by a stick for 19 hours.

And to make it worse, when they finally do explode, we revel in their misery. Watch the clips of them making tits of themselves over and over again, laughing at their misfortune. Are they not just human, after all? If you cut them, do they not bleed?

Anyway, hecklerspray has come up with the top nine moments when celebs have really lost the plot…

9. Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin shows what it takes to be a good father. What a thoughtless little pig.

8. Paula Abdul

Paula Abdul goes nuts basically about nothing. It’s really uncomfortable viewing.

7. David Hasselhoff

The Hoff is filmed by his daughter after falling off the wagon.

6. Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O’Donnell lets rip at Elizabeth Hasselbeck, whoever she is, on The View. We think the argument was about the war in Iraq, although it ended up being the kind of babbling, directionless, full-volume, split screen squabble that you normally only hear on the last train home.

5. Bjork

Bjork decided to kick the crap out of some reporter at an airport for having the audacity to say ‘welcome to Bangkok’. Maybe it was a different airport. Maybe Bjork hates Thai food. Who knows? One thing we do probably know, however, is this is probably not a meltdown – in fact, it’s actually quite tame for the mad-as-snakes Bjork.

4. Tom Cruise

Proof, if ever you needed it, that Scientology is not good for you.

3. Crispin Glover on Letterman

So, who’s Crispin Glover again? All we know is that he should be on more talk shows.

2. Britney Spears

A bald Britney Spears finally snaps and takes her aggression out on a photographer’s car.

1. Kramer from Seinfeld

Kramer from Seinfeld loses the plot at a comedy club. Seinfield was never this funny.

Noel Gallagher from Oasis is currently under police protection after a crazed fan burst in on the band during recording sessions at – wait a minute, Oasis still have fans?

Weird. Anyway, where were we? Oh yes – as Oasis were recording their new album at Abbey Road studios, a crazed stalker type apparently tried burst in on them, spooking them so much that they've hired a team of policemen to guard the studio for the time being. Not much is known about the identity of Oasis' new stalker, although he reportedly accused Noel Gallagher of ripping off all his music and lyrics for the new Oasis album during the encounter.

With that in mind, police are seeking to question Paul McCartney, John Lennon, any of Slade or a time-travelling version of Noel Gallagher from 13 years ago. 

Oasis are the sort of band with fans who all think they're a bit crazed, when really they're just Ben Sherman-wearing Wetherspoon-dwelling meatheads with haircuts like Miles from This Life who start to cry like confused monkeys if they hear a song with more than three chords in it. Fans who say the word "proper" when they mean the word "large."

But, although you're technically able to classify anyone who awaits the new Oasis album with anything other than a shrug and a sinking heart as 'crazed', it takes something special to become a genuine, 100% scary, crazed Oasis stalker. Something as special as, say, claiming that you've written the new Oasis album yourself and Noel Gallagher has somehow stolen your thoughts and used them for his own good.

Funnily enough, that's what appears to have happened to Oasis, thanks to a young Greek man who wanted to confront Noel Gallagher about this alleged song-theft at Abbey Road studios last week, where Oasis are recording their new album. The world's most alarming cockney told The Sun:

"The guy showed up in a proper rage. He meant business and was clearly off his rocker. He claimed that he had written all this material that Noel had nicked off him for the new album. The fella was fuming and was threatening to beat Noel up over it all. He was cursing at staff and being really threatening so the cops were called in. He tried to force his way into the studio but couldn’t get through. He heard the police were coming and turned on his heels. By the time the bobbies got down there he had gone."

Noel Gallagher will have to be careful now he's got a stalker – because nobody really knows what type of stalker he is yet. He could be a Sandra Bullock-type stalker who'll try to run him over, or a John Cusack-style stalker who'll make all kinds of claims about how much he loves Noel Gallagher. Just so long as he isn't a Colin Farrell-style stalker – we never want to hear a song called I Fucked Noel Gallagher In His Ass on MySpace or anywhere else.

But, once again, we need to make it clear that Noel Gallagher needs to keeps his wits about him at all times now, because let's not forget that this stalker thinks that he's written Noel Gallagher's lyrics. And if a man can rhyme 'magic pie' with 'passer by' then there's no telling what other atrocities he's capable of.

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Noel Has To Get A Police Guard – The Sun