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Awesome Or Off-Putting: The Aurora UFO Crash
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. When a tin foil spaceship crashed all over Roswell, New Mexico, the residents there must have been overcome with anticipation of the tourist dollars that would soon stuff their wallets. As Roswell sat back and watched the green fly in (pun intended), Aurora, Texas must have felt slighted. After all, they had a spaceship crash like 50 years previously - and theirs included a now-buried little green body.
Awesome or Off-Putting is a weekly delve into cryptozoology, ufology, aliens, medical marvels, scientific wonders, secret societies, government conspiracies, cults, ghosts, EVPs, ancient artifacts, strange facts, odd sightings or just the plain unexplainable. When a tin foil spaceship crashed all over Roswell, New Mexico, the residents there must have been overcome with anticipation of the tourist dollars that would soon stuff their wallets. As Roswell sat back and watched the green fly in (pun intended), Aurora, Texas must have felt slighted. After all, they had a spaceship crash like 50 years previously - and theirs included a now-buried little green body.
Shia LaBeouf Far Too Adorable To Be Charged With DUI
Wow, this really is a lucky escape for Shia LaBeouf - every single copy of his bad new movie Eagle Eye has been destroyed in a fire. Only kidding. In reality Shia LaBeouf has had another kind of lucky escape that's less lucky than nobody being able to ever watch that rubbish new film of his but still lucky nonetheless - he won't be charged for DUI after flipping his car upside down a few months ago. It's not all good news, though, because Shia could still lose his licence for up to nine months, because he refused to submit to a breathalyzer test. Worse still, Shia LaBeouf's crash-mangled hand means that the only movies that he's currently being considered for are The Jeremy Beadle Story, Jeremy Beadle Goes To Outer Space and a little-known erotic thriller entitled Let Me Lick Your Wrist-Nub.
Wow, this really is a lucky escape for Shia LaBeouf - every single copy of his bad new movie Eagle Eye has been destroyed in a fire. Only kidding. In reality Shia LaBeouf has had another kind of lucky escape that's less lucky than nobody being able to ever watch that rubbish new film of his but still lucky nonetheless - he won't be charged for DUI after flipping his car upside down a few months ago. It's not all good news, though, because Shia could still lose his licence for up to nine months, because he refused to submit to a breathalyzer test. Worse still, Shia LaBeouf's crash-mangled hand means that the only movies that he's currently being considered for are The Jeremy Beadle Story, Jeremy Beadle Goes To Outer Space and a little-known erotic thriller entitled Let Me Lick Your Wrist-Nub.
Report: Burst Tyre Caused Travis Barker Plane Crash
Horrible news if you missed it - this weekend former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ Am were involved in a plane crash that killed four people. While it's a near miracle that Travis Barker and DJ AM - real name Adam Goldstein - weren't killed when their Learjet skidded off a runway in South Carolina on Friday night, the pair of them have suffered serious second- and third-degree burns. However, both Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to make full recoveries from their injuries. Meanwhile, investigators have claimed that a burst tyre prior to take-off my have led to the crash.
Horrible news if you missed it - this weekend former Blink 182 drummer Travis Barker and DJ Am were involved in a plane crash that killed four people. While it's a near miracle that Travis Barker and DJ AM - real name Adam Goldstein - weren't killed when their Learjet skidded off a runway in South Carolina on Friday night, the pair of them have suffered serious second- and third-degree burns. However, both Travis Barker and DJ AM are expected to make full recoveries from their injuries. Meanwhile, investigators have claimed that a burst tyre prior to take-off my have led to the crash.
Morgan Freeman Gets More (More) Bad News
Morgan Freeman has been struck by the evil curse of The Dark Knight yet again. So we may have been a little sceptical about the whole 'curse' thing ever since the term started getting bandied around, but on this evidence it's hard not to think that maybe, just maybe there are nefarious forces at work. Just days after having a serious car accident, Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are to get a divorce. According to a friend of Freeman, the divorce had been in the works for a while before the accident even occurred - so don't go accusing Morgan of having a relationship with Demaris Meyer, the passenger in his car during the accident, that was anything beyond platonic friendship. We thought about it - purely for comedy effect, of course - but libel is too big a word.
Morgan Freeman has been struck by the evil curse of The Dark Knight yet again. So we may have been a little sceptical about the whole 'curse' thing ever since the term started getting bandied around, but on this evidence it's hard not to think that maybe, just maybe there are nefarious forces at work. Just days after having a serious car accident, Morgan Freeman and his wife of 24 years are to get a divorce. According to a friend of Freeman, the divorce had been in the works for a while before the accident even occurred - so don't go accusing Morgan of having a relationship with Demaris Meyer, the passenger in his car during the accident, that was anything beyond platonic friendship. We thought about it - purely for comedy effect, of course - but libel is too big a word.
Shia LaBeouf’s Car Crash Not Shia LaBeouf’s Fault, Apparently
We all know what happened to Shia LaBeouf this weekend - he got in his car drunk, drove it around all like "I'm the kid from Transformers! Wooo!" and then flipped it upside down. Or did he? Detectives working on the case have revealed that Shia only crashed because the car he ploughed into had just run a red light. That means, according to the detectives, that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the crash at all. So what happened? Well, using our powerful skills of deduction we've worked out that, although he isn't at fault, Shia LaBeouf still may or may not have been drunk while he was driving the car before the crash. However, we can determine for certain that a) Shia LaBeouf is the kid from Transformers and b) Wooo.
We all know what happened to Shia LaBeouf this weekend - he got in his car drunk, drove it around all like "I'm the kid from Transformers! Wooo!" and then flipped it upside down. Or did he? Detectives working on the case have revealed that Shia only crashed because the car he ploughed into had just run a red light. That means, according to the detectives, that Shia LaBeouf was not at fault for the crash at all. So what happened? Well, using our powerful skills of deduction we've worked out that, although he isn't at fault, Shia LaBeouf still may or may not have been drunk while he was driving the car before the crash. However, we can determine for certain that a) Shia LaBeouf is the kid from Transformers and b) Wooo.
Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Mangled Hand Keeps Him Off Transformers 2
There's this great scene in the Transformers 2 script where Shia LaBeouf defeats Megatron forever by sewing a complex embroidery of a kitten in a sock. But don't expect it to show up in the finished movie, because Shia LaBeouf knackered his hand up something rotten in the drunken car crash that he was arrested for this weekend, and it's ruled him out of any embroidery action - complex or otherwise - for the foreseeable. Thanks to the extensive hand surgery he's received in light of the crash, Shia LaBeouf is taking a month away from the production Transformers 2 to recover. But after that, the injuries won't affect any of Shia LaBeouf's other upcoming films, like The Spectacular Adventures Of Deformed Claw-Boy and Butchered Useless Finger-Stump: The Musical. Phew.
There's this great scene in the Transformers 2 script where Shia LaBeouf defeats Megatron forever by sewing a complex embroidery of a kitten in a sock. But don't expect it to show up in the finished movie, because Shia LaBeouf knackered his hand up something rotten in the drunken car crash that he was arrested for this weekend, and it's ruled him out of any embroidery action - complex or otherwise - for the foreseeable. Thanks to the extensive hand surgery he's received in light of the crash, Shia LaBeouf is taking a month away from the production Transformers 2 to recover. But after that, the injuries won't affect any of Shia LaBeouf's other upcoming films, like The Spectacular Adventures Of Deformed Claw-Boy and Butchered Useless Finger-Stump: The Musical. Phew.
Lindsay Lohan Apparently Hit By Motorbike; Motorbike Apparently OK
Ever since Lindsay Lohan decided to trade alleged drug abuse for alleged lesbianism, you have to admit that she's been a bit of a snore. It's not so much Lindsay Lohan getting into trouble that we miss, rather the dazzling array of misinformation thumped out by a billion sources directly after Lindsay Lohan got into any trouble. What? You missed that too? Well this must be your lucky day. You see, it's been reported that Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorbike in New York this weekend - reports backed up by the fact that the hospital she went to admitted someone called Lindsay Lohan on the night the accident took place. But Lindsay Lohan's family and publicist are denying that anything happened at all. Welcome back Lindsay. We've missed you.
Ever since Lindsay Lohan decided to trade alleged drug abuse for alleged lesbianism, you have to admit that she's been a bit of a snore. It's not so much Lindsay Lohan getting into trouble that we miss, rather the dazzling array of misinformation thumped out by a billion sources directly after Lindsay Lohan got into any trouble. What? You missed that too? Well this must be your lucky day. You see, it's been reported that Lindsay Lohan was hit by a motorbike in New York this weekend - reports backed up by the fact that the hospital she went to admitted someone called Lindsay Lohan on the night the accident took place. But Lindsay Lohan's family and publicist are denying that anything happened at all. Welcome back Lindsay. We've missed you.
Shia LaBeouf Arrested For The Old Glug Glug Vroom Vroom
It's weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that's because he looks like he's about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf's adorable little puppydog face - it's as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn't stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
It's weird to think that Shia LaBeouf could ever get arrested for DUI, but that's because he looks like he's about six years old. Honestly, look at Shia LaBeouf's adorable little puppydog face - it's as if a single drop of alcohol has never passed his lips. But apparently it has - early yesterday morning Shia LaBeouf was arrested on suspicion of DUI after he crashed his car in Hollywood. Really though? Shia LaBeouf? DUI? There must be another explanation. Perhaps Shia was impaired on something other than alcohol, like Haribo or Um Bongo. And perhaps he only crashed his car because his adorable little legs couldn't stretch all the way down to the pedals, the wubby little lamby wamb.
