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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 26 February 2009

by Stuart Heritage on February 26, 2009 0 Comments

10 - There are no words to describe how much we want to see this film. No words at all…

9 - Here’s a list of horribly unfit celebrities – Mensfitness

8 – Want to see a picture of a stranger grabbing at Lily Allen‘s genitals? OK – Stainedmat

7 - MSNBC’s weird animal list isn’t doing anything to help our newly-discovered fear of octopuses – MSNBC

6 – Turns out nobody watches Heroes any more – THR

5 - How pretty girls think – Collegehumor

4 – Did anyone else notice that Beyonce‘s boob fell out at the Oscars? No? – Videogum

3 - You know that thing that everyone was saying was Atlantis? It wasn’t Atlantis – Google

2 – Gruesome javelin accident - I Am Bored

1 - Without exaggeration, this is the greatest entrance anyone has ever made in the history of mankind – BWE

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty on November 16, 2007 3 Comments

Crank 2 Creased FoldedGood, good, good. Bad.  

Folded:

  • Pubs that, thanks to the smoking ban, smell cleaner than your own house (save money on laundry, get an extra day out of that black shirt)
  • Lions For Lambs (if you like the movie adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross, you will like this)
  • Mobile Act Unsigned on Channel 4 (miles better than X Factor. You might actually listen to some of these acts after you have finished laughing at them)

 
Creased:        

  • Houseplants (why do people buy them for anyone under 30? They just die then smell)
  • People who moan at you then apologise afterwards (instead of a half-hearted ‘sorry’, try this: don’t express every single thought that pops into your head in the first place. Drainer)
  • Richard Hammond’s hair (apart from the fact Hammond now looks like  a flyweight on a diet, what is going on with his Peter Stringfellow muff?!)
Good, good, good. Bad. Folded: Robinson’s High Juice: Grape and Melon – chilled (the most addictive hit you’ll find for less than two quid) Crank 2 is definitely coming (if there any way this sequel could be a bad idea? Any way?!) Pubs that, thanks to the smoking ban, smell cleaner than your own house (save money on laundry, get an extra day out of that black shirt) Lions For Lambs (if you like the movie adaptation of Glengarry Glen Ross, you will like this) Mobile Act Unsigned on Channel 4 (miles better than X Factor. You might actually listen to some of these acts after you have finished laughing at them) Creased: Houseplants (why do people buy them for anyone under 30? They just die then smell) People who moan at you then apologise afterwards (instead of a half-hearted ‘sorry’, try this: don’t express every single thought that pops into your head in the first place. Drainer) MySpace (tumbleweed…) Richard Hammond’s hair (apart from the fact Hammond now looks like a flyweight on a diet, what is going on with his Peter Stringfellow muff?!) Russell Brand’s Ponderland on E4 (can’t even be bothered to say how rubbish this show is)