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Ellen DeGeneres: The New Face Of CoverGirl, Despite Old Face
You know when you accidentally open a letter addressed to your partner and then pretend it was for you all along rather than admit to it? We get the feeling that Ellen DeGeneres does, because she's just been named as the new face of CoverGirl. That's right. Ellen DeGeneres. Not Ellen's beautiful former model of a girlfriend Portia De Rossi. Ellen DeGeneres. She's the new face of CoverGirl. That letter was definitely addressed to her. Not Portia. Her. Shut up. Actually, we're just kidding. Ellen DeGeneres is going to make a perfect face of CoverGirl. What's more, the CoverGirl job is going to look just great on Ellen's modelling portfolio, alongside her shoots as the face of Northumbria NHS Trust's colorectal unit and her brief stint as Miss Frozen Animal Tripe 1995.
You know when you accidentally open a letter addressed to your partner and then pretend it was for you all along rather than admit to it? We get the feeling that Ellen DeGeneres does, because she's just been named as the new face of CoverGirl. That's right. Ellen DeGeneres. Not Ellen's beautiful former model of a girlfriend Portia De Rossi. Ellen DeGeneres. She's the new face of CoverGirl. That letter was definitely addressed to her. Not Portia. Her. Shut up. Actually, we're just kidding. Ellen DeGeneres is going to make a perfect face of CoverGirl. What's more, the CoverGirl job is going to look just great on Ellen's modelling portfolio, alongside her shoots as the face of Northumbria NHS Trust's colorectal unit and her brief stint as Miss Frozen Animal Tripe 1995.
