Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
There are some songs that just shouldn?t be covered. A lot of people would agree that Nirvana?s Smells Like Teen Spirit was one of those.
But not Miley Cyrus.
Miley decided that she was the perfect person to belt out a borderline sacrilegious version of the Nirvana classic, on her latest tour.
Twilight fans, otherwise known as Twihards or obese pre-pubescent girls who need to go outside once in a while, are a notoriously crazy bunch. But one woman is determined to out crazy all of them by claiming she has some sort of right to be famous due to some arbitrary link with the series.
Hand model Kimbra Hickey, a woman who we're sure has made up both her name and her job in order to appear slightly interesting, claims that it's time she got her 15 minutes of fame from the poorly-written faux-Vampire franchise as it's her hands that appear on the cover of the first book.
One of the perks of being a famous woman is that if you ever have a baby, magazines will pay you millions of dollars to take photos of it.
And that's true whether you have an adorable baby or an angry pink monster with freakish little grasping fingers that creep you out every time you look at them. Like Christina Aguilera's baby.
Now before you get upset, remember that we're not the ones saying that. People magazine paid $1.5 million for exclusive photos of Christina Aguilera and her new baby Max, but since hardly anyone bought the issue, it's basically you who are saying that Christina Aguilera's baby is a ridiculous, funny-to-look-at waste of everyone's time. And you should be ashamed, damn you.
