Articles tagged with: Courtney Love
WEBTHUMP! September 30 2009
10 - Want to go to a fancy secret Bee Stings album launch party in London on Friday? You should jolly well ask for an invite here, then - Beestings 9 - Here, have a pretty map of all 13,000 McDonalds branches in America - Geekologie 8 - What's the highest level of smarm that you think Simon Cowell could ever achieve? Double it. Double it again. You're still waaaay off - WWM 7 - Look, it's a lovely teasmade - Interestment
Guitar Hero 5: Courtney Love Goes Mental (You Know, For Once)
With all the breathless jizzing that The Beatles: Rock Band has inspired, it's easy to forget that Guitar Hero 5 is out too. And that's a shame. Because in Guitar Hero 5, for the first time ever, you can play songs as Kurt Cobain. Which presumably means that if you complete a song well and become successful, you get depressed and shoot your face off. And yet Guitar Hero is still playing second fiddle to Rock Band. If only there was some way to draw attention to it. What's that? Courtney Love has gone on a berserk Twitter curse-rampage about it? Perfect.
With all the breathless jizzing that The Beatles: Rock Band has inspired, it's easy to forget that Guitar Hero 5 is out too. And that's a shame. Because in Guitar Hero 5, for the first time ever, you can play songs as Kurt Cobain. Which presumably means that if you complete a song well and become successful, you get depressed and shoot your face off. And yet Guitar Hero is still playing second fiddle to Rock Band. If only there was some way to draw attention to it. What's that? Courtney Love has gone on a berserk Twitter curse-rampage about it? Perfect.
Courtney Love Gets Lovingly Sued By Lovely Credit Card Company
At some point in time the American Express credit card company received an application with Courtney Love's name on it and decided that yes, they would like to entrust her with more than a quarter million dollars. Had they paid attention to the small print in their company policy where it clearly states 'it is ill-advised that any money ever be lent to people who poop out their mouth and call it a record,' then perhaps they could have avoided this lawsuit all together. Oh that's right - we said lawsuit. The credit card company claims Love refuses to pay back $352,059.67.
At some point in time the American Express credit card company received an application with Courtney Love's name on it and decided that yes, they would like to entrust her with more than a quarter million dollars. Had they paid attention to the small print in their company policy where it clearly states 'it is ill-advised that any money ever be lent to people who poop out their mouth and call it a record,' then perhaps they could have avoided this lawsuit all together. Oh that's right - we said lawsuit. The credit card company claims Love refuses to pay back $352,059.67.
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 28 May 2009
10 - What's that? You want a gallery of amazing mythical vegetables? Fine, here you go - Welovevegetables 9 - Perhaps the greatest response to an R Kelly song you will ever read - Mychemicaltoilet 8 - Brooke Hogan's new album cover is the single worst thing any of you will ever see - Amygrindhouse 7 - Some Very Important Headwear News - Interestment
WEBTHUMP! Tuesday 12 May 2009
10 - Courtney Love's Twitter feed put through Babelfish - Mychemicaltoilet 9 - MANBABIES! - Manbabies 8 - More Keyboard Cat than you could ever wish for. Brilliant - Playhimoffkeyboardcat 7 - Man apologises for Oprah's KFC blunder in a sinister accent - Amygrindhouse
Courtney Love Plays Mad-Eyed Cupid For Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson, as the whole world already knows, is the dreamiest plank of balsa wood on the planet. But this dreaminess comes at a cost. Everywhere Robert Pattinson turns, he's confronted by a wall of screaming, knicker-wetting teenage girls in too much eyeliner who appear to think he's a cross between Jesus and The Beatles, rather than the personality-free stupid-haired toff that he actually is. Or, worse still, Robert Pattinson has to put up with mothers constantly trying to set him up with their daughters. Slightly deranged-looking mothers. Who look like they probably smell a bit. Courtney Love, basically.
Robert Pattinson, as the whole world already knows, is the dreamiest plank of balsa wood on the planet. But this dreaminess comes at a cost. Everywhere Robert Pattinson turns, he's confronted by a wall of screaming, knicker-wetting teenage girls in too much eyeliner who appear to think he's a cross between Jesus and The Beatles, rather than the personality-free stupid-haired toff that he actually is. Or, worse still, Robert Pattinson has to put up with mothers constantly trying to set him up with their daughters. Slightly deranged-looking mothers. Who look like they probably smell a bit. Courtney Love, basically.
People Who Still Use MySpace Can Clean Courtney Love’s House For Money. Take That Facebook
Are you generally considered clean? Do you enjoy the smell of peroxide? Do you ever float Indian style in your kitchen while that one nice black lady delivers a monologue about shiny floors? Are you pretty good at getting 14-year-old bloodstains off of mostly ceilings but probably a little bit off of the upper walls? Would grunge have appealed to you more if it had a heavier emphasis on germ-free personal living quarters? If so, you should definitely put all of that down on a resume - because Courtney Love may really think about employing you. She said as much on her MySpace account, the venue she's using to apparently hire a maid.
Are you generally considered clean? Do you enjoy the smell of peroxide? Do you ever float Indian style in your kitchen while that one nice black lady delivers a monologue about shiny floors? Are you pretty good at getting 14-year-old bloodstains off of mostly ceilings but probably a little bit off of the upper walls? Would grunge have appealed to you more if it had a heavier emphasis on germ-free personal living quarters? If so, you should definitely put all of that down on a resume - because Courtney Love may really think about employing you. She said as much on her MySpace account, the venue she's using to apparently hire a maid.
Frail Courtney Love Looking Even Scarier Than Usual
FROM DIETPIXIE - We didn’t think it was possible, but Courtney Love this week became even more scary.
FROM DIETPIXIE - We didn’t think it was possible, but Courtney Love this week became even more scary. The controversial singer raised concerns about her health when she went shopping in LA wearing a 1920s see-through lace dress and looking like a bag of bones.
Sure, health scares and Courtney Love is not a new thing. Just like
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