We’ve come to realise that it’s just a matter of time before Miley Cyrus has us all in the iron grip of a malevolent dictatorship now.
Why? Well, as if having a top-rated TV show, a number one movie and a bunch of chart-topping albums, isn’t enough, now it’s been revealed that Miley Cyrus is going to host the CMT awards.
You heard correctly – Miley Cyrus is going to host this year’s CMT awards. The world’s third-biggest country and western-themed awards show. It doesn’t get much bigger than that. Apart from the world’s second-biggest country and western-themed awards show, or the world’s first-biggest country and western-themed awards show. Or any other awards show at all. Is there no stopping this Miley Cyrus woman?
