Isn’t it always the stupid ones that love the weirdest holidays? I can see why people like Christmas, and even why they like Easter, but people get so excited about Halloween that I sometimes question their sanity. Sure, ghosts and ghoulies are pretty good, but still…it’s not really a holiday at all, is it? It’s just an excuse to dress up stupidly and get free sweets until you’re 14 and pimply and people don’t want to open their doors to you anymore.

But God bless, every Halloween you can go out in the middle of town and see people who take it way too seriously, applying fake blood like they were trauma doctors and flashing skin like they’re strippers. Speaking of which – hey everybody! It’s Kim Kardashian!