Articles tagged with: Costa Rica
Britney Spears & Mel Gibson Go Wild In Costa Rica Together
Travel advice now for Jewish, crotch-repulsed drivers headed to Costa Rica this weekend - don't go! Don't go! We're not messing around! If you go to Costa Rica this weekend, you're in for a really terrible time. We're not joking. Because joining you in Costa Rica will be notorious hell-raisers Britney Spears and Mel Gibson. And people - Britney Spears and Mel Gibson have gone to Costa Rica... together! But one crumb of comfort should be taken in the fact that Britney Spears and Mel Gibson haven't gone to Costa Rica for a romantic getaway. Because, seriously, if Britney's berserk, bipolar, approval-starved genes got mixed up with Mel's angry, alcoholic, racially-suspicious, hardline religious genes to create a new life, well, we'll have found that life-long malevolent global oppressor we've been dreading.
Travel advice now for Jewish, crotch-repulsed drivers headed to Costa Rica this weekend - don't go! Don't go! We're not messing around! If you go to Costa Rica this weekend, you're in for a really terrible time. We're not joking. Because joining you in Costa Rica will be notorious hell-raisers Britney Spears and Mel Gibson. And people - Britney Spears and Mel Gibson have gone to Costa Rica... together! But one crumb of comfort should be taken in the fact that Britney Spears and Mel Gibson haven't gone to Costa Rica for a romantic getaway. Because, seriously, if Britney's berserk, bipolar, approval-starved genes got mixed up with Mel's angry, alcoholic, racially-suspicious, hardline religious genes to create a new life, well, we'll have found that life-long malevolent global oppressor we've been dreading.
