Articles tagged with: Cosmopolitan
The Men’s Health Guide To Seducing Megan Fox
There is only one source on this earth that is better at producing terrifying quotables than the Men's Health sex advice column - Megan Fox, in just about every interview that she has ever given. Men's Health bend over backwards every month to produce the most unbelievably stupid relationship advice they can. Yet without even trying their arch-nemesis Megan repeatedly wipes the floor with them in the Who Can Produce The Stupidest Quotes This Month contest. The latest relationship advice from the Men's Health sex column is entitled Make Her Seduce You. While Megan's contest entry this month comes from the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan.
There is only one source on this earth that is better at producing terrifying quotables than the Men's Health sex advice column - Megan Fox, in just about every interview that she has ever given. Men's Health bend over backwards every month to produce the most unbelievably stupid relationship advice they can. Yet without even trying their arch-nemesis Megan repeatedly wipes the floor with them in the Who Can Produce The Stupidest Quotes This Month contest. The latest relationship advice from the Men's Health sex column is entitled Make Her Seduce You. While Megan's contest entry this month comes from the October 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan.
Usher Tries Not To Be Unfaithful
Usher, or Raymond when he wears those plaid jackets, is struggling not to bonk everything that moves now he is married and has a baby son to bring up. Poor, rich bastard. Whether you like Usher's music or not, it must be said that the boy can dance; predominantly he dances like a spaz, but he sure can throw some crazy moves together. And it's perhaps these slinky footsteps that have gotten his erect penis into trouble before. His reputation for banging broads like a horny puppy is well known in celebrity land.
Usher, or Raymond when he wears those plaid jackets, is struggling not to bonk everything that moves now he is married and has a baby son to bring up. Poor, rich bastard. Whether you like Usher's music or not, it must be said that the boy can dance; predominantly he dances like a spaz, but he sure can throw some crazy moves together. And it's perhaps these slinky footsteps that have gotten his erect penis into trouble before. His reputation for banging broads like a horny puppy is well known in celebrity land.
Everyone Jessica Simpson’s Ever Shagged Wins An Award
To be in a relationship with Jessica Simpson isn't just to admit to a perverse life-long infatuation with bright orange, massive-jawed women, you know.
By the looks of it, as soon as your penis gets anywhere near to Jessica Simpson, Cosmopolitan magazine lobs a Fun Fearless Male award at you too.
Yesterday's Fun Fearless Male award luncheon in New York was attended by John Mayer (who did it with Jessica Simpson), Tony Romo (who's doing it with Jessica Simpson) and Dane Cook (who might have done it with Jessica Simpson). Factor in the fact that last year's winner was Jessica Simpson's ex-husband Nick Lachey and you may as well rename the caboodle The Fun, Fearless And Suddenly Quite Paranoid About The Size Of Their Penis awards.
