Austria has unleashed some utterly famous people upon the world. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s brilliant quote about bodybuilding and coming still makes laugh to this day due to its totally stupidity

Then there's Falco’s slamming anthem Rock Me Amadeus - a particular drunken favourite of ours and also the first Austrian number one single in the UK.

However, for every good Austrian apple like Arnie and Falco, there are a few cunts. One in particular would be Adolf Hitler, and now there’s a new cunt from Austria – Josef Fritzl. His disgusting antics nearly caused a plotline from Corrie to be pulled as one character faces being locked in the cellar. We aren’t clear if any incest was planned. Could you imagine Gail and David together? Eww