You know, since Michael Jackson died – we literally haven’t eaten a thing. We just can’t.
Well – not to say we can’t eat anything. What we mean is when we eat things now – we only consume things that we think he would have cherished. Like veal. Because it’s young.
We haven’t drank anything either – except for milk, juice, and water. Our family and friends tell us we have to eat something else or we’ll die. We say we refuse to – not in a world without MJ!
Lucky for our thinning frame, then, Michael’s not actually dead. Here’s video to prove it.
