Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Eighties child-star Corey Feldman has revealed his plans to release a tell-all book naming and shaming two Hollywood pervs.
The-famous-Corey-that-isn't-dead made similar allegations last August that he was targeted by predatory men from age 14. However, rather than take these claims to the police, he seems to have walked passed the station, right to a publisher.
This is Hollywood after all.
Hollywood! A land made of cocaine, casting couches and boob jobs! And people think it has problems! It’s clearly a wonderful, wonderful place where dreams are shat on every second of every stinking day!
However, away from this glamour and generally fabulousness lies a stinking overcoat of a problem and thank god that Corey Feldman is here to tell us exactly what that is.
The only thing wrong with Tinseltown is paedophilia. That’s right. It’s a rampant problem throughout Hollywood. He should know because he had a lovely arse as a boy.
The Canadian-born, Jewish-raised, childhood-actor, drug-addicted, never-married, reality-star drugwreck (thanks, Wikipedia) Corey Haim died last week.
Which is terribly sad, obviously.
But do you know what’s even more sad? Somebody knew it would happen and did nothing. What kind of heartless monster – who must have no human feelings and perhaps also a suspiciously shiny set of teeth – could have sat back and watched as the second most popular star of TV show The Two Coreys drugged himself into oblivion?
Let’s find out, shall we…
Corey Haim – star of The Lost Boys, Crank 2 and the song Whatever Happened To Corey Haim by The Thrills – has died.
He was 38. Early reports suggest that Corey Haim was killed by an overdose, although – given his high-profile addictions to crack and alcohol – it would appear that prescription medication did him in. Just like they did in Heath Ledger. And Brittany Murphy. And DJ AM. And Anna Nicole Smith. And Michael Jackson.
However, we need to wait for the official autopsy and toxicology reports to return before we can say exactly what killed Corey Haim. All we can say for sure is that his death was tragic but not completely unexpected. And also that The Thrills must be feeling like a right bunch of bastards today.
