Actually Kanye West Says He Likes The Paparazzi, So There Airports make people tetchy, which explains Bjork's Thailand tantrum, Elton John's Taiwan tantrum and the inexplicable existence of Jeremy Spake. It also explains Kanye West's ridiculous little outburst at the paparazzi in LAX yesterday, where he pulled his hood up over his head, swung his arms about like a girl and got arrested on suspicion of vandalism and battery as a result. But now that the heat of the moment has passed, Kanye West thinks that people might have got the wrong impression of him. Yes, he might have apparently smashed up a photographer's camera, but that didn't stop Kanye West from leaping onto his blog this morning and telling the world that actually "I'm cool with the paparazzi." But did Kanye West himself really write that? Doubtful - the 21-word post only contained four exclamation marks. Kanye's average exclamation mark tally for a post that size is roughly seven hundred million billion. We smell a rat.

James Blunt Rapes His Own Mind

The human equivalent of celery, aka eunuch pop star James Blunt, has been pissing and moaning about how hard his life is again.

The You're Beautiful singer says those who run his profession are obsessed with what is "cool", and couldn't care less about creativity.

And you do, Jamesy boy? You care about creativity, do you? Well why not do something about it then? Cut out your larynx and chop off your arms for God’s sake. And, to be honest, the industry can’t be that concerned with what’s "cool", otherwise you would still be getting severe yet justified beatings in the army barracks instead of winging about wise men on a beach with hardons.