Everyone’s had to do food technology at school. Like music and RE, it was one of the joke subjects that gave everyone a break during their day.
Teachers taught you how to make bread, confusing because we thought bread came from a cow or some other zoo animal as it was always on the shelf at the supermarket. Why bother slaving away for a few hours in the kitchen when you could buy it in a few minutes?
Only since leaving education has hecklerspray felt inspired to widen our culinary skills to more than cheese on toasts, Super Noodles and kebabs. Inspirational chefs like Gordon Ramsay and Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall always tell us anyone can cook and this really has been proven. Second rate rapper Coolio now has his own cookery show which just seems to be something from a sketch show.
