As Moses gingerly led his people through thousands of deserts over the course of 40 or so years, it was with an incredibly important purpose.
And that purpose wasn’t so much to rescue Jehovah‘s favourite people from a life of impoverished slavery as it was to have an ancient religion for Lindsay Lohan to one day convert to in an effort to prove her undying gay affection to a rather ugly lesbian.
That being the case – it looks like Moses’ many efforts are about to pay off – Lohan is reportedly taking the Jewish plunge.
