In an EXCLUSIVEly stolen story from an actual tabloid newspaper, it appears everything you knew about Hitler was wrong. Apart from the hating Jews bit. You’ve invariably got that bit absolutely spot-on.
We’re talking about the other thing. The thing about him getting killed during that whole World War II thing.
It would appear that Hitler ran off to Argentina and lived a merry life right into his old age, which means that he’s probably met Maradona and seen Evita. Can you guess which newspaper may have written this story?