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Red Hot Newsflash: Paula Abdul Doesn’t Make Much Sense
They say nothing is certain but death and taxes, but that's only because 'nothing is certain except death, taxes and Paula Abdul acting all crazy boogaloo' is too long. You guessed it - notorious slurring headcase Paula Abdul has had another episode. What crazy shenanigans has Paula Abdul got up to this time? Why, judging an American Idol contestant on a song that he hadn't even sung, of course. This confusing American Idol cock-up has left people asking the very important question 'is Paula Abdul OK?' To which the answer is obviously 'no, she's clearly not OK, she's Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul does this sort of stuff all the bloody time. What are you, new here or something?'
They say nothing is certain but death and taxes, but that's only because 'nothing is certain except death, taxes and Paula Abdul acting all crazy boogaloo' is too long. You guessed it - notorious slurring headcase Paula Abdul has had another episode. What crazy shenanigans has Paula Abdul got up to this time? Why, judging an American Idol contestant on a song that he hadn't even sung, of course. This confusing American Idol cock-up has left people asking the very important question 'is Paula Abdul OK?' To which the answer is obviously 'no, she's clearly not OK, she's Paula Abdul. Paula Abdul does this sort of stuff all the bloody time. What are you, new here or something?'
