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Miley Cyrus: Condom Salesman Extraordinaire?
We're so jealous of Miley Cyrus. She poses in a wet T-shirt on the internet and becomes a sensation - we do the same outside a greengrocers and we get arrested. It isn't on, really. And what's more, a company has just offered Miley Cyrus a million dollars to become the face of its condom range. We're so angry! Don't these people know that becoming the face of a range of condoms is our sole life's aim? We'd be so much better at stopping amorous couples from getting pregnant than stupid Miley Cyrus. Or maybe not. In retrospect, getting Miley Cyrus to advertise contraception would be just about the best way to promote teen abstinence - imagine the phrase 'coated with a tingling lubricant' intoned in Miley Cyrus' ancient emphysemic shriek. When would that make you want to have sex again? Never, that's when.
We're so jealous of Miley Cyrus. She poses in a wet T-shirt on the internet and becomes a sensation - we do the same outside a greengrocers and we get arrested. It isn't on, really. And what's more, a company has just offered Miley Cyrus a million dollars to become the face of its condom range. We're so angry! Don't these people know that becoming the face of a range of condoms is our sole life's aim? We'd be so much better at stopping amorous couples from getting pregnant than stupid Miley Cyrus. Or maybe not. In retrospect, getting Miley Cyrus to advertise contraception would be just about the best way to promote teen abstinence - imagine the phrase 'coated with a tingling lubricant' intoned in Miley Cyrus' ancient emphysemic shriek. When would that make you want to have sex again? Never, that's when.
