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Chelsea Handler Dick Slaps Conan O’Brien in a New Video

April 5th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Last night, Chelsea Handler let it all hang out yet again, reprising?the naked shower scene she first performed with Sandra Bullock a few months ago …?this time, however, replacing naked Sandra?with naked?Conan O’Brien.?Needless to say,?while the co-star switch-up decreased the overall?visual?appeal of the scene (though it did include lots of Chelsea’s barely-pixilated?side boob to compensate),?it was equally funny.

The scene begins with stark naked Chelsea entering her staff shower and being struck with a full-frontal onslaught by the equally starkers Conan. Conan?complains about?Chelsea’s takeover of his former studio. They grumble back and forth about parking spaces and other nonsense. It doesn’t really matter because they’re both naked.

Conan O’Brien’s Weirdly Gigantic Head Sees Jennifer Aniston Naked

February 3rd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Imagine yourself standing at a dressing room door. On the other side of it is Jennifer Aniston. She’s doing one of two thing. She’s either crying as usual or, she’s getting dressed. That means you shouldn’t waltz in unless you’re beckoned or Conan O’Brien.

And this story concerns the latter. O’Brien, with his head that resembles a knee-join coupled with a haircut that looks like a wig designed for a man with a head the size of sperm whale’s ballbag, decided to stroll into Aniston’s dressing room.

This time, she wasn’t say there weeping, but hitching her knickers up while wearing nothing else. Get a good look Conan? Did you? WELL DID YOU?

Conan O’Brien Joins Twitter, Possibly Out Of Loneliness

February 25th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

The first rule of Conan O’Brien is that he hates following people – so much so that he walked out of his dream job.

He’s a leader, not a follower. And that’s why, now that he’s decided to join Twitter, Conan O’Brien has steadfastly refused to follow a single one of his 230,000 followers. But he’s new, so he’ll learn the Twitter rules before long – first people follow you, then you follow them back, then you slowly transform into a sobbing alcoholic at the sheer boneheaded futility of reading the dreary, ambient, passing thoughts of thousands of people who you’re never even likely to meet.

Or maybe that’s just how it worked for us. Don’t forget, we’re @hecklerspray. God, we hate ourselves.

Jay Leno Wishes He Was Best Friends With Conan O’Brien

January 28th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

These are interesting times for Jay Leno. Sure, he’s always been an odd-looking, charmless, unfunny man.

But people liked him. Now, though, thanks to the palaver over NBC and The Tonight Show, that’s all switched around. Because he’s seen, rightly or wrongly, as the man who forced Conan O’Brien off the air, Jay Leno has emerged as the villain of the piece – a reputation not helped by the fact that he looks like the sort of person who’d sneak into your house and night and stab you through the eyeball with his chin.

Anyway, in a last-ditch attempt to win the public over again, Jay Leno has appeared on Oprah to say that he’d like to talk to Conan O’Brien soon. That’s more or less what he said, anyway – what he said was a bit more whiny and annoying. And unfunny, too. Don’t forget unfunny.

Jay Leno Insists He Isn’t A Terrible Excuse For A Human Being

January 19th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

This Jay Leno/ Conan O’Brien thing is still rumbling on, even though it’s been going for three weeks.

Or five years. Or 17 years. Or wherever you want to draw the starting line. Anyway, it’s been going on for so long that a pattern has developed – Conan O’Brien uses his show to bash NBC, Jay Leno uses his show to sort of bash NBC but not enough for anyone to be convinced and the whole world remains fixated on the saga of two middle-aged millionaires who read Tiger Woods jokes from pieces of cardboard for a living.

But last night the formula changed. Jay Leno used his show to put his side of the story across. And there wasn’t a single joke in the entire segment. Which, come to think of it, isn’t that unusual for Jay Leno.

Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien Lock Horns (And Chins)

January 13th, 2010 By Paul Gibson

Americans just love their late night TV talk shows. It’s huge over there: even bigger? than apple pie, white picket fences and an incomprehensible urge to waggle their willy at underdeveloped Middle Eastern countries.

Which means the reports that one of the shows’ hosts might be quitting because another one wants his old job back are completely overshadowing the rest of the world’s news (you know: earthquake kills hundreds in Haiti, a man with implausibly white teeth won’t be presenting his talent contest next year, yadda yadda yadda).

Read on to find out how this battle of the wills (and chins) may play out.

Jay Leno May Get Tonight Show Back, Because He Hates You

January 8th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

You know how bad films often end with the villain coming back to life after it looks like he’s been killed?

Jay Leno does. He’s just like Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze, only with a deadly razor-sharp chin and bad jokes instead of metal claws. Fans of late night television probably thought they’d seen the last of Jay Leno when he left the Tonight Show last year to start his stupid new 10pm programme. But – and brace yourself for this – he might be back soon.

According to reports, Leno may soon leave 10pm, reclaim the Tonight Show and push NBC’s late-night schedule back so far that Jimmy Fallon‘s show would air to an audience exclusively made up of badgers, werewolves and weeping, emotionally distressed would-be murderers. So it’s not all bad news, then.

Shocking News: Jay Leno Gets Slightly Poorly

April 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Jay Leno is famed for his strong work ethic. And his inordinately large chin. And his basic inability to be funny.

But for now, let’s concentrate on his strong work ethic. Jay Leno never calls in sick, which is why it was such a surprise yesterday when he cancelled an episode of his show to go to hospital. Nobody is saying exactly what’s wrong with Jay Leno, but it’s thought that he was hospitalised by Madonna as revenge for throwing her off his back last weekend.

Because, you see, Jay Leno looks a bit like a horse. If you squint.

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 25 February 2009

August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – People are calling this boy the new Zidane – a misnomer because he’s got a normal haircut and hasn’t headbutted anyone in the chest yet…

9 – A FISH WITH A SEE-THROUGH HEAD! – Discovery

8 – Everyone hates Guitar Hero – Wired

7 – More reasons to miss Conan O’Brien – Esquire

6 – A MONKEY WASHING A CAT! – Youtube

5 – Jason Bateman, then. He’s nice – Elle

4 – Your editor has been drawing penises on the internet again – Stuartheritage

Conan O’Brien’s Stalky Clergyman Dodges Jail

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

$Conan O\'Brien stalker priest David Ajemian jail$ We don’t know for sure, but we’d imagine that Jesus was a very tall man with abnormally ginger hair and a slight blueish tint to his skin.

Because we’ve looked at it from every angle, and the only explanation we can find for Conan O’Brien getting stalked by a Catholic priest is that the priest figured he was the actual son of God, which must also mean that The Masturbating Bear is John The Apostle or something, but we haven’t really thought it through that far.

Anyway, the important news is that Conan O’Brien’s stalky priest, the Rev. David Ajemian, won’t be going to jail. He has, however, been ordered to stay away from Conan O’Brien for two years, meaning that Conan’s set for quite the hefty backlog of angry threatening letters written in blood come April 2010.