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Win A Big Load Of Curb Your Enthusiasm Stuff RIGHT NOW

by Stuart Heritage

We love Curb Your Enthusiasm. of course we do. It’s Curb Your Enthusiasm, for god’s sake. People who don’t love it are weird.

And with the back-to-its-best sixth season of Curb Your Enthusiasm hitting these shores on June 9, we thought it might be time to give you the chance to win a Curb Your Enthusiasm prize so incredible that it’s all we can do not to fake a new identity and give the prize to ourselves. Courtesy of HBO video, you can win a kickass Curb Your Enthusiasm goody bag containing:

* A Curb Your Enthusiasm season six boxset,

* A CYE book,

* Two CYE mugs,

* A CYE ‘Sample Abuser’ T-shirt

And if you don’t win that, there’s a runner-up prize of a season six boxset as well. And all you have to do to win these prizes is to answer the following question:

Larry David’s filming a movie right now. Who’s the director?

Email your answers – with the subject line ‘Woody Allen competition’ – to hello@hecklerspray.com as soon as you can along with your name and address, and we’ll pick winners at random by the end of the week. UK readers only, please. Good luck.

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Win An Adult Swim Goody Bag Right Now

by Stuart Heritage

We haven’t been paid to say this, but we love Adult Swim so much that we want to wrap ourselves up in it and go to sleep.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Morel Orel, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast To Coast – we could happily watch episodes of all of those on an oppressively large TV screen for the rest of our lives. And now we’ve got the chance to give you a bunch of Adult Swim stuff, so pay attention. We’ve got five Adult Swim goody bags to give away, each containing:

*An Aqua Teen Hunger Force T-shirt

*A squishy Aqua Teen Hunger Force stress ball thing

*A grey Adult Swim mobile phone cover that looks like a hoody

*Some stickers

Interested? Of course you are. And to win your Adult Swim goody bag, just watch the video above and answer this question:

What’s the name of the monkey?

Email your answers – with the subject line ‘Mr Peterson’ – to hello@hecklerspray.com as soon as you can along with your name and address, and we’ll pick two winners at random at some point next week. UK readers only, please. Good luck.

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Win The Kite Runner On DVD Right Now

by Stuart Heritage

Time for another one of our super soaraway competitions – and this time you can win The Kite Runner on DVD.

Oh, you know, The Kite Runner – the story of Amir, a well-to-do boy from the Wazir Akbar Khan district of Kabul, who is tormented by the guilt of abandoning his friend Hassan, the son of his father’s Hazara servant. It was Oscar nominated and directed by the man behind the new Bond movie. We called The Kite Runner “the star on top of the tree,” whatever that means. And we’ve got two copies to give away to you right now.

To win a copy of The Kite Runner on DVD, all you need to do is answer this question:

What’s the Japanese name for a traditional six-sided fighting kite?

Email your answers – with the subject line ‘Rokkaku Dako Competition’ – to hello@hecklerspray.comas soon as you can along with your name and address, and we’ll pick two winners at random by the end of the week. UK readers only, please. Good luck.

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Win The Jim Jarmusch Collection Vol 1 DVD Boxset Now

by Stuart Heritage

Readers, we know some of out competition prizes have blown in the past. Any fool with a promotional I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry apron from us knows that.

But this time we promise that we’ve got a good’un on our hands. Indie moviemaker extraordinaire Jim Jarmusch has a DVD boxset – inventively titled The Jim Jarmusch Collection Vol 1 – coming out soon, and we’ve got three copies to give away. Comprising Permanent Vacation, Stranger Than Paradise and the still-unbeatable Down By Law, The Jim Jarmusch Collection Vol 1 is basically the best rainy Sunday ever in box form.

To win The Jim Jarmusch Collection Vol 1, all you need to do is answer this question:

Which gravel-voiced singer stars in Down By Law?

Email your answers – with the subject line ‘Tom Waits Competition’ – to hello@hecklerspray.com as soon as you can along with your name and address, and we’ll pick three winners at random by the end of the week. UK readers only, please. Good luck.

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You! Is Your Cleavage Nicer Than This Shambles?

by Stuart Heritage

When you’re a female celebrity, getting your cleavage right is the difference between looking like a classy fashionista who everyone wants to be or, say, Victoria Beckham.

But who’s got the best dressed cleavage at the moment? Here’s a hint – it certainly isn’t Victoria Beckham. Victoria Beckham looks like someone implanted two monkey skulls three feet apart on her ribcage in her sleep and she hasn’t noticed yet. Her boobs look like two vacuum-packed tennis balls being kept apart by magnetic repulsion.

Anyway, as we were saying, if Victoria Beckham has the worst-dressed cleavage in the world (and she has – if someone showed you a close-up photo of Victoria Beckham’s cleavage and then a close-up photo of a tramp’s bare testicles stretched out under some chiffon you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference) then who’s got the best?

Is it you? We’ve come across a best-dressed cleavage competition – a classy one, not one of those manky Nuts magazine ‘woarr, show us your tits’ one – that asks you to post photos of your cleavage online. The winner gets £250 of lingerie vouchers, and becomes the face of a website’s boutique lingerie section, and will probably be responsible for the wistful sighs of several bored old men around the world. Who could say no to that?

A word of advice, though. Don’t bother entering if you’re Victoria Beckham, You won’t win. We’ve got a nicer cleavage than you and we’re men. Hairy, hairy men.

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Best Dressed Cleavage Competition – OSOYOU

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You! Write The New James Bond Theme!

by Stuart Heritage

You heard right – there’s a competition to write the theme-tune to the new James Bond.

Relax, nobody wants you to write the theme-tune to new James Bond film A Quantum Of Solace – the least rhymable 007 movie since 1977′s The Spy Who Loved Oranges – but the new James Bond book Devil May Care. Interested? Then read what we’ve just been sent:

Musicians and James Bond fans across Britain have the rare chance to be a part of 007′s iconic history as Penguin announces its search for the theme tune to Devil May Care, the eagerly awaited new Bond novel written by Sebastian Faulks. From today visitors to uk.myspace.com/devilmaycarebook have the chance to create an original piece of music for the new Bond book which is published on 28th May, the centenary of Ian Fleming’s birth. The winning track will become the book’s official theme tune and will be featured on the Devil May Care audio book, published on the same day. This will be the first theme tune to accompany a James Bond book and will later be available as a free digital download.

OK, it’s not quite as prestigious as writing the theme-tune to a James Bond film, but this is clearly an opportunity not to be missed; Devil May Care rhymes with everything. Breville-Made Hair, Level-A Bear, Dishevel Day Fair, Bevel Clay Square – see? Everything.

If you do fancy having a pop at this songwriting challenge, remember that your entries have to be in by February 25. And if you could fit in a verse about finding out about the competition on a blog called hecklerspray that can sort of be quite good every now and then, we’ll love you forever.

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Devil May Care MySpace Competition

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Win Tickets To The Big Brother Celebrity Hijack Finale!

by Stuart Heritage

Big Brother Celebrity Hijack – the only Big Brother series that proves SAS interrogation tactics don’t even work on pasty-faced teenage girls – is still rattling away on E4.

And we’re giving you and a guest the very special chance to be at the Big Brother Celebrity Hijacks finale.

Taking place on Monday January 28, the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale will be the best place to experience the emotion, the drama and the slightly rubbishy homemade banners that accompanies all Big Brother finales. And you could be there. Yes, you.

We have two sets of tickets to the Big Brother Celebrity Hijack finale to give away to you, so long as you’re over 18, reside in the UK, able to find your own travel and accommodation and have a friend that you can take along with you.

To enter the competition, just answer this simple question:

Who won Big Brother 4?

Send your answers – along with a mobile number you can be contacted on if you win – to hello[AT]hecklerspray.com and we’ll pick two winning entries by Jan 23. Good luck!

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