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The Evian Babies Are Back And Making Us Think Of Other Performing Children!

by admin

Remember those Evian babies? They skated, danced and clung onto a wire mesh fence like they were performing adults… in nappies? Remember those guys? Well, they’re back – kinda – with a new dance routine, only this time, with adult heads. Okay, that might sound a bit terrifying, but this isn’t some kind of Fly-style [...]

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Permo-Pons – the Permanent Tampon!

by Shawn Lindseth

We know, we know – you’re all surprised to see hecklerspray taking such concern with feminine hygiene. But it’s a real issue, you know? In some third world countries women have to use really tiny bundles of hay because the lady corks that come in packs of twelve are just too expensive to buy over [...]

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Beyonce’s New Perfume Advert Will Definitely Make You Think Impure Thoughts

by Mof Gimmers

If you have even the vaguest trace of a pulse, then there’s a strong chance you fancy Beyonce Knowles. Even if you’re a massive racist, you probably still would. Well, if you think she’s looked hot in the past, brace yourself to become full-on aroused. Her advert for her new perfume, called ‘Heat’, is sexually [...]

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Badvertising: BT

by Steve Charnock

There are plenty of reasons to hate television advertising. The very fact that six Hoxton-finned bastards in two grand suits get paid six-figure salaries to ‘touch base’ and talk about the best way to con you out of your pocket money should be enough.

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Jerry Seinfeld Removes His Last Flake of Credibility. The Cost? $10 Million.

by Ian Dransfield

Jerry Seinfeld hasn’t really had to do much since his sitcom finished all those years ago. Still ranked by many as the ‘funniest thing ever’ and ‘really, really good’ and earning a hell of a lot of money for the people involved in it, Jerry Seinfeld obviously thought he could rest easy. At least until [...]

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Badvertising: Confused.com

by Matthew Laidlow

We’re all for equality and making sure everyone is treated the same. Don’t believe us? Then ask Pablo, our Mexican cleaner. Every day for his services for removing coffee stains and rancid mustard from our desks, he receives a shiny coin or a slice of pie. People who have previously called us ‘cruel heartless bastards’ [...]

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