Sometimes, the readers letters page contains absolute dynamite… and today is one such day. It really seems the mentals are back in full force, saying stuff that has made the collective ‘we’ agog. In amongst the ‘ur rubbish’ and a pleasant ‘whoever worte dis shud hang thr head in shame. or be shot’, we’ve been [...]

It’s been a really unfortunate week for everyone involved in hecklerspray. Not only have we been forced to listen to Amy Winehouse’s difficult “Belgrade Phase” on repeat by the editor, we’ve also had the misfortune of seeing JLo’s nipple slip projected on a screen every day since it came out, leading to an increase in [...]

This week your correspondence has made hecklerspray editor and professional shit-sifter Mof Gimmers so physically sick that he’s had to pass the baton on to an underling. An underling with a strong stomach. The hecklerspray post bag has now reached the point where it is so festooned with manure that it has become a thriving [...]

Hello dear reader. How are you? Don’t answer that because we really couldn’t care less. Why? Well, we’re spuds-deep in the mailbag and, boy howdy, it is filled with human detritus once more. Some of you shouldn’t be allowed near a keyboard without a carer. Of course, the same could be said of everyone here [...]