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New Beavis And Butthead For All You Dumbasses

July 25th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. Cool. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh hehehehe hmngh hehehehehehe. ‘Rules. Hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. Dumbass.

If you’re from the ’90s, then you’ll know that all articles concerning Beavis and Butthead must use the conjecture that they displayed in their excellent and often baffling MTV cartoon series.

This pair of slackers preceded the Jackass generation with a mixture of snotty rock, fondness for mindless destruction and laughing at stoopid shit. And now, they’re coming back to do it all over again.

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Goin? up and goin? down.

Folded:

  • Toy Story 3 (a great couple of weeks for great movies)
  • Colourful socks (Jon Snow gets away with it)
  • 19 Things you already knew about Star Wars (geek)
  • Watch the backing dancers at around 1.20 (best thing EVER)
  • Comic Con (ignore the generic superhero movies, hope you bump into this guy instead. He's become a generic superhero movie)
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New Moon Essentially Floods Comic-Con With Teenage Wee-Wee

July 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

New Moon, Comic-Con, New Moon Comic-Con, Robert PattinsonNo no no, this won’t do at all. Everyone knows that Comic-Con is a place for lonely, slightly pallid boys.

That’s how it works. They wander around a giant warehouse whooping at Damon Lindelof and then go home to beat one out over the rapidly-fading memory of the booby model employed to dress up like She-Hulk. Lonely girls at Comic-Con? No. Lonely girls at Comic-Con who make noises like faulty rape alarms whenever Robert Pattinson is about to take his top off? Definitely not.

But that’s basically what happened when New Moon was unveiled at Comic-Con yesterday. It sounds unbearable.

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