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Alan Moore Is Writing More League of Extraordinary Gentlemen But Still Hates DC Comics

February 6th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Everyone just take a deep breath for a minute. We understand that you all feel hurt and that something like this could have happened; we know, we know, it means a lot to all of us. None of us wanted this to happen, but different people have different opinions of things.

It's not the end of the World. We all liked Watchmen, even you lot at the back who say that the book is one of the greatest novels ever written and that Zach Snyder should be repeatedly anally violated with laminated copies of The Beano in penance for his heinous crime. Yes yes, the giant alien octopus is a much better plot point than the threat of nuclear war. Of course.

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Smell Like A Superhero; Don’t Worry, It’s Not Condorman

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Ever wanted to smell like one of Marvel?s finest? Of course you have. If you said you'd be a stinking liar. See what we did there? Stinking. It's a joke! A funny joke! Oh, shut up a second and we?ll tell you how you can.

We've always longed for our lady friends to smell like Black Widow, and for our friends to smell like rejection, fear and Michael Fassbender: just like the X-Men.

The good people at Jads International, which sounds a lot like one of the stripping troupes that frequently visit the HS bedsit (Nads International) are bringing you a range of aftershaves that are themed around the main characters from the upcoming, and not at all Marvel?s last chance-saloon, The Avengers.

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Creased Or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You The Way It Is.

August 7th, 2012 By Michael Park

Doubled or Quit?

Folded

  • Mobile Phones – They won’t give you brain cancer! Hurrah! Well… they might.
  • A History Of Ancient Britain – Neil Oliver tells us about the Iron Age while holding up the jaws of our ancestors. Marvellous!
  • Rich Johnston – We’re going to bring down the government with a He-Man sword! Oh, wait. Hang on. Well… we can try!
  • Poor Hollywood Geography – This is the kind of pedantry we condone.
  • Star Wars – It’s coming to TV!

Creased

  • Star Wars -?It’s coming to TV!
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