Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Over the weekend, excerpts from the new Bridget Jones book “Mad About The Boy” were published in the Sunday Times. The book is out on October 10th.
Bridget is now a 51-year old widow and a single mum to two kids – Mabel and Billy. She is also dating a toyboy, dabbling with the social media and writing a screenplay. Daniel Cleaver is a godfather to her kids (yes, you read that right. And no, we don’t know what Bridget was thinking either).
When ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ first came out, women all over the?world shouted muffled?”hurrah”?sounds from their pie-filled gobs, while patting their little round bellies and thanking Hollywood for making a decent film?about ?a ‘normal’ woman who ate stuff and wanted a boyfriend, regardless of how dull he was.
Then they made the hideous?’Bridget Jones- The Edge of Reason’ and everyone'shouted “THAT WAS SHITE”, called her fat and wished she was dead.
So Hollywood in its infinite wisdom has decided to make a trilogy and, with no third novel to base the film on, we’re hoping they at least set it somewhere good. Like space.
This week?s filthy likes and dislikes.
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Hey! It’s the Golden Globes! No, that’s not C3PO’s testicles, but rather, yet another stupid awards ceremony that will appear on the stickers of DVD releases next year in an attempt to make us part with our cash.
Us Limey bastards can show fleeting pride too as The King’s Speech – which stars more Limey bastards – got Quite A Few Nominations.
Colin Firth and Helena Bonham Carter play blueblooded lizard shits George VI and Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother in the film which no-one you’ll have met has seen.
Good news, people: the world’s second biggest twat, otherwise known as Jonathan Edward Borrell, is to be murdered.
OK, OK, yeahyeahyeah, it’s only going to happen in a movie, but sometimes life imitates art, right? Right? Right. We can but hope. Our fingers remain firmly crossed.
Borrell is to star in the new film by Antonia Bird and Irvine Welsh, named The Meat Trade, and will be killed by two grave robbers, played by Robert Carlyle and Colin Firth. Jonathan Edward told the Daily Star:
"It's going to be so much fun. I love horror and I'm a really big fan of Irvine Welsh's work. I loved Trainspotting."
