Your Madonnas and your Jon & Kates might get the headlines, but divorce connoisseurs know real quality when they see it.
And Anne Heche, make no mistake, is quality. She used to be a lesbian until she was cured by the power of her mother’s prayers. She sometimes believes that she’s the half-sister of Jesus and has the power to communicate with aliens. And she spent more or less the entire duration of a recent Letterman interview laying into her just-divorced ex-husband for no good reason whatsoever. Like we said, Anne Heche is quality.
Yes, there’s video after the jump…

