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Squeaking Boychild Cody Linley Out Of Dancing With The Stars
The Dancing With The Stars final is a week away - but it's a final that'll happen without Cody Linley from Hannah Montana. Last night Cody Linley was voted out of Dancing With The Stars. Ostensibly this was because Dancing With The Stars viewers didn't vote for Cody Linley, but in reality it was probably because episodes of Dancing With The Stars now last for 400 full years and all of Cody Linley's fans are children and therefore get bored after three seconds and go and leave burning dog turds outside pensioners' front doors or something. But so what? Cody Linley might not be in the Dancing With The Stars final, but he's got his whole life ahead of him. His whole life that's already peaked by playing second-fiddle to Miley Cyrus on a gormless kid's TV show and coming fourth-best on a competition that's predominantly about spandex. So, yeah, good luck with that.
The Dancing With The Stars final is a week away - but it's a final that'll happen without Cody Linley from Hannah Montana. Last night Cody Linley was voted out of Dancing With The Stars. Ostensibly this was because Dancing With The Stars viewers didn't vote for Cody Linley, but in reality it was probably because episodes of Dancing With The Stars now last for 400 full years and all of Cody Linley's fans are children and therefore get bored after three seconds and go and leave burning dog turds outside pensioners' front doors or something. But so what? Cody Linley might not be in the Dancing With The Stars final, but he's got his whole life ahead of him. His whole life that's already peaked by playing second-fiddle to Miley Cyrus on a gormless kid's TV show and coming fourth-best on a competition that's predominantly about spandex. So, yeah, good luck with that.
