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Oi! Reprobates! You look like a bunch of degenerates that look like you use booze as a crutch to get you through your despairingly dreadful life!
Chances are, you’re one of those ‘heavy metal sorts’ who bangs your giant, hairy head to deeply unfashionable music without a care in the world. Metallica, Slayer and all those rasping, wailing bands really tickle your pickle, right?
We like you. And we’re going to get you drunk.
We at hecklerspray like our fine booze. We enjoy it responsibly and never, ever overdo it. We’re refined creatures indeed. In fact, there’s nothing we like more than sitting around the ‘spray bedsit in our pants, sipping cocktails and talking about fine art.
And TGI Fridays also like cocktails. In fact, they like them so much that they’ve trained their staff to fling bottles around like some kind of amazing boozy circus act!
It just so happens that TGI Friday are celebrating their 25th anniversary and, instead of crying in a carpark, they decided to try and break a world record, which is just brilliant. Did they manage it? And did they make the infamous Heckler Cocktail in a bid to smash a record?
10 - What would 25 of last year’s most mediocre songs sound like if they were smashed into one big song? That’s right – mediocre…
9 - How cocktails got their kerrazy names – Mentalfloss
8 - Men’s Fitness in ‘obvious latent homosexuality’ shock – Mensfitness
7 - Want to make a car than runs on rubbish? OK! – Instructables
6 - New movies that nobody could give a flying tit about - Cinemablend
5 – Paris Hilton talks. In sentences. We know – Popsugar
4 - Visual evidence of why skiing is for dimwits – TSG
3 - All the seasons of 24 in less than 24 words. Impressive – Metromix
2 - Oh Esther, you didn’t need to draw any more attention to them! – Holy Moly
1 – Well, what else are you going to do if you break into a sex store? - News
