Morrissey All Boo Hoo With Meat Eaters At Coachella Festival
Hooray! It’s that time of year again where bands of all genres play to thousands of music lovers around the world. And, thanks to its eclectic line-up and decent weather, Coachella is becoming one of the biggest. Hosted in a Californian desert, people flock from all over America to attend.
One of this year’s performers was
Morrissey - a man so removed of happiness that a trip to a furniture shop, a stint watching paint dry and a visit to a cemetery bring more joy than an hour of his company. The much-publicised vegetarian got slightly pissy during his Friday slot as his nostrils sniffed the odour of burgers and other meaty delights. Of course he didn’t keep his opinions to himself.
Roger Waters Loses His Giant Blow-Up Pig, Then Finds It
Coachella was all about one thing this year - a dreary old man forcing a crowd to stand up for three hours while he played songs that your Dad likes. But
Roger Waters' Coachella set was livened up by one tiny thing - the moment when his giant inflatable pig broke free and blew off. Blew off into the desert. Get your minds out of the gutter. Cuh!
And the escape of Roger Waters' big pig has been the talk of the town ever since, with extensive discussions in the press and monetary rewards being offered to whoever recovered it first. Anything, in fact, to take people's minds off the fact that they'd just basically exchanged $270 for a week of agonising lower back pain and an eighth of a day spent listening to an old posho bleat on about Southampton.
Roger Waters Does Dark Side Of The Moon At Coachella
Sometimes a musical happening will occur that will leave you spellbound for years to come, and other times a dull old man will play a bunch of overplayed decades-old songs that only idiot students think are deep.
Roger Waters from Pink Floyd has just been announced as the headliner of this year's Coachella festival, and he's going to play Dark Side Of The Moon all the way through.
So, you know, guess which category that's going to fall into.