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VIDEO: Kathy Griffin Screeches About Penises For New Year’s Eve
If you ask us, nothing says happy new year like an aggressive ginger midget bellowing about genitals on the news. So thank heavens for Kathy Griffin. Because only Kathy Griffin realised that her job co-hosting the live New Year's countdown on CNN would give her the perfect opportunity to scream abusive penis-related epithets at random strangers in front of millions of people. If you watched CNN on New Year's Eve, you'll know all about Kathy Griffin's little outburst. But if you made the mistake of not spending your New Year's Eve sitting at home glumly watching the news, we have the video.
If you ask us, nothing says happy new year like an aggressive ginger midget bellowing about genitals on the news. So thank heavens for Kathy Griffin. Because only Kathy Griffin realised that her job co-hosting the live New Year's countdown on CNN would give her the perfect opportunity to scream abusive penis-related epithets at random strangers in front of millions of people. If you watched CNN on New Year's Eve, you'll know all about Kathy Griffin's little outburst. But if you made the mistake of not spending your New Year's Eve sitting at home glumly watching the news, we have the video.
D.L. Hughley To Become CNN’s Jon Stewart
Sometimes hecklerspray mines UPN sitcoms for comedic morsels to pillage, pirate and post as if we'd written them ourselves. Most of the entertainment business does it actually. Nobody knows why - maybe it's because the scripts on that old channel all seemed to be written by retarded lemurs with a shaky sense of 80s joke delivery. That sort of brilliance has become increasingly difficult to capture, what with the typical progression of time and all. What's that now? You disagree with us? You don't think it's possible for any responsible person working in the entertainment industry to get any comedic education from anything ever broadcast by UPN? Well you'd be wrong there - CNN still does it all the time. Well, they've done it once anyway. They recently had a crack team of people-apprehenders waiting outside D.L. Hughley's gigantic mansion until they found ample opportunity to stuff him into a gigantic potato sack and then offer him tons of money to host a news show for them. We heard Anderson Cooper got started roughly the same way.
Sometimes hecklerspray mines UPN sitcoms for comedic morsels to pillage, pirate and post as if we'd written them ourselves. Most of the entertainment business does it actually. Nobody knows why - maybe it's because the scripts on that old channel all seemed to be written by retarded lemurs with a shaky sense of 80s joke delivery. That sort of brilliance has become increasingly difficult to capture, what with the typical progression of time and all. What's that now? You disagree with us? You don't think it's possible for any responsible person working in the entertainment industry to get any comedic education from anything ever broadcast by UPN? Well you'd be wrong there - CNN still does it all the time. Well, they've done it once anyway. They recently had a crack team of people-apprehenders waiting outside D.L. Hughley's gigantic mansion until they found ample opportunity to stuff him into a gigantic potato sack and then offer him tons of money to host a news show for them. We heard Anderson Cooper got started roughly the same way.
