Articles tagged with: Cloverfield
We said it about Finding Nemo and now we're saying it about Cloverfield - a film isn't really good unless it makes you want to blow chunks.
And on that basis, Cloverfield is probably the best film of all time. It's been reported that the movie is causing so much nausea in cinemas that ushers are staggering out of screening covered from head to toe in a nasty mixture of puke and semi-digested popcorn kernels. Almost.
Not because Cloverfield is gory, mind you - it's because the camera whooshes around all the time like we don't know what.
Now that Cloverfield - AKA The Blair Godzilla Project - has broken box office records, the time has inevitably come to talk sequels even though nobody really wants to see one.
Even though it's only been out for less than a week, it's been reported that a Cloverfield sequel is already in the works, with director Matt Reeves already brimming with ideas on how to gobble up every last penny explore every last creative avenue that a Cloverfield sequel would open.
However, if a Cloverfield sequel is made, let's not forget the lesson that The Matrix taught us - that no sequel is complete without a lengthy underground slow-motion rave scene.
Cloverfield - or That Shaky Camera Film About Godzilla Punching The Heads Off Statues as it's known round here - is top of the weekend box office.
But how could it possibly not be? Ever since the Cloverfield teasers flickered into life six months ago, the movie was always going to end up topping the US weekend box office. How good is Cloverfield exactly? According to weekend box office grosses, it's 82 times better than Woody Allen's new film.
But then again we recently did a shit that was 83 times better than Woody Allen's new film, so that isn't exactly high praise.
