Articles tagged with: clothes
Sacha Baron Cohen Turns Cage Fighting Totally Gay
We have a friend that used to orchestrate panda fights in her basement. She'd charge $12 a pop to watch, and when enough people were gathered around she'd let the beasts out of their cages. Those pandas are savage animals too - we saw them skin a guy once. It was a half-dead senior citizen, but a guy nonetheless. But all that was when the pandas were younger. With the passing of time came panda-related geriatric problems. Also with the passing of time came a strange gay-panda love affair. It was actually horrific - not that anything's wrong with that. That experience is why we feel we can relate so well to a whole bunch of people in Arkansas. They showed up for a vicious cage fight, and what they got instead was two grown mean undressing each other in a flurry of lust and passion. And you know who people are blaming? Borat. We mean Bruno. People are blaming Bruno.
We have a friend that used to orchestrate panda fights in her basement. She'd charge $12 a pop to watch, and when enough people were gathered around she'd let the beasts out of their cages. Those pandas are savage animals too - we saw them skin a guy once. It was a half-dead senior citizen, but a guy nonetheless. But all that was when the pandas were younger. With the passing of time came panda-related geriatric problems. Also with the passing of time came a strange gay-panda love affair. It was actually horrific - not that anything's wrong with that. That experience is why we feel we can relate so well to a whole bunch of people in Arkansas. They showed up for a vicious cage fight, and what they got instead was two grown mean undressing each other in a flurry of lust and passion. And you know who people are blaming? Borat. We mean Bruno. People are blaming Bruno.
Bored? Why Not Buy Tony Soprano’s Clothes?
We've all been there. You know the feeling: it's a big night out and you want to dress to impress. But all your best clothes are in the laundry, and you can't go out naked again - you always seem to draw all that nasty 'police attention', and besides, it'd be the third time this week. How you wish - oh, how you yearn and pray - that you could look like an overweight gangster who may or may not be dead and whose life neatly doubles up as a slow-burning metaphor for various aspects of American national identity. Well ... now you can!
We've all been there. You know the feeling: it's a big night out and you want to dress to impress. But all your best clothes are in the laundry, and you can't go out naked again - you always seem to draw all that nasty 'police attention', and besides, it'd be the third time this week. How you wish - oh, how you yearn and pray - that you could look like an overweight gangster who may or may not be dead and whose life neatly doubles up as a slow-burning metaphor for various aspects of American national identity. Well ... now you can!
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
A lot of good so far this year. Lorra-lorra bad too.
Folded:
Control out on DVD (stirring account of Joy Division front man Ian Curtis’ descent into martyrdom)
Cats wearing clothes (always funny - like children falling over or Ruth Madoc)
Free weights (gyms are for narcissistic ladyboys)
City of Vice (if ...
A lot of good so far this year. Lorra-lorra bad too.Folded:
Control out on DVD (stirring account of Joy Division front man Ian Curtis’ descent into martyrdom)
Cats wearing clothes (always funny - like children falling over or Ruth Madoc)
Free weights (gyms are for narcissistic ladyboys)
City of Vice (if ...
