Up high and down below.

Folded:

• Happy Easter (not for this poor fella)
• Take the mick out of people who wear romper suits (do it HERE!)
• Jasmine Harman (only worth missing on the telly if you've got a job or something)
• Coolest president ever (who you gonna call..?)
• Scott Pilgrim vs The World trailer (mad enough to make Kick-Ass look normal)

Creased:

• Humbug Easter (not all bunnies are cute)
• Claudia Winkleman gets Film 2010 job (Sadly not a sick April Fool’s joke after all)