It is so hard to make our hair look this good. But with the help of LA Looks extra smooth hair sculpting gel, we always seem to make it happen.

Of course, we don't even start our hair until we've had a nutritious breakfast consisting exclusively of Hillshire Farms crispy bacon, Thomas' golden brown english muffins and a tongue-tattoo Fruit Roll up (which has 6 essential vitamins & minerals). Yes, we certainly eat all that food every single day, and we shutter to think of our lives without such outstanding name brands.

Now moving on to today's topic, Teri Hatcher endorses some products too. She gets paid millions of dollars to say she uses such and such, but the trick is her paycheck apparently depends on her actually using those products. Hydroderm, for instance, wanted to be the only goo Hatcher ever injected into her lips. Then when they weren't looking she went and used Crisco or something, which is funny because Crisco isn't actually a lip filler - it has far too many other delicious uses!

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