If you had to extort one former supermodel, chances are Cindy Crawford would be last on your list.
What could you possibly extort her with? Naked pictures? Everyone’s already seen Cindy Crawford naked. Embarrassing videos? She starred in a mid-1990s erotic thriller with William Baldwin – it’s scientifically impossible to get any more embarrassing than that. Then what could possibly be left to extort Cindy Crawford with?
A photo of her seven-year-old-daughter tied to a chair and dressed in revealing clothes? And someone’s already beaten you to the idea by trying to extort Cindy Crawford with that exact thing? Oh. And, also: yeurgh.
