Generally when the Incredible Hulk smites his enemies, he has a small arsenal of weapons – his triceps, his biceps, and if rumors circulating about the 2011 sequel are to be believed – a golden machete.
He doesn’t need anything else – but that doesn’t mean he’s unwilling to consider all his options. Lung cancer, for instance, can be a highly effective super-tool in the hands of something so powerful and good.
With it, the demise of Magneto could be 20 minutes into a chemo treatment rather than smashing his brains through the side of John Deere headquarters.
Also the Hulk could use it to kill his hardest-core fans. Who needs them, right? He’s already started, you know – at least according to a legion of physicians. They’re so mad, and they will find a way to defeat him no matter what.
Actually, that sounds pretty good. Maybe someone should work that into an actual comic book.
We’re willing to letter it.
