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Donald Trump is a man of many talents; he pioneered the modern day comb over, he discovered that President Obama was actually a Senegalese street cleaner called Babacar Ousamane, causing him to resign from the Presidency and is rumoured to have been the man who killed Kim Jong-il, with a Chuck Norris style roundhouse.

But now, ‘The Donald,’ as he is known, has made his most audacious claim yet, he (and he alone) is personally responsible for the meteoric rise to fame of the 21st Century musical behemoth, Lady Gaga.

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hhCameos in movies are always a bit of a double-edged sword.

On one hand they can provide audiences with a reaction of genuine delight when they find a big-name star who was not listed in the opening credits has suddenly turned up on screen to enliven and enrich the film in progress.

The more negative reaction however can see fans of a particular actor howling in anger as some wannabe gate-crashes some other big-name star’s party – usually with a scene of such gravitas that it completely overshadows the main star’s performance.

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Hollywood hardmen, Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kurt Russell, Bruce Lee, David CarradineThey may be able to talk the talk – but can they really walk the walk?

Hollywood movies are littered with so-called tough guys. But take away their stunt doubles, green screens and fake guns and what do you have left? Nic Cage? He’s just a lanky streak of piss. Mel Gibson? Give me a break. Mark Wahlberg? Don’t make us laugh. Tom Cruise? Now you really are taking the piss.

Well, hecklerspray has come up with a list of Hollywood actors we think really could mix it with the best of them. These are Hollywood hardmen who really did live up to the name.

Enjoy! And if you have a problem with our choices, we’ll be waiting outside…

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Some good, some bad.

Folded:

Creased:

Some good, some bad. Folded: * Chuck Norris ‘Action Jeans’ (you so want a pair) * The return of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs (yeah, yeah, yeah, that’s great. It is) * Iran, dangerous? (nah, it’s bloody lovely there) * Eva Green has lived in London for the past two years (why doesn’t somebody tell us these things?!) * The Mist (just in case you need cheering up in the current climate of doom and gloom) Creased: * Oscars coverage (between ancient Tom Brook on the BBC and overcooked bacon Carla Romano on GMTV, you’d have been better off sticking with us) * Mickey Rourke missing out (all those steroids for nuthin') * Sega Mega Drive Ultimate Collection on PS3 (memory lane is fine , but a plasma screen and Alex Kidd do not mix) * ‘Boker face’ (it’s silly, childish and impossible to stop singing when trapped in your head) * Gordon Gekko (definitely a whole lot tamer than you remember)