I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is in that tricky final week slump at the moment; all the genuinely awful celebrities – the ones that are fun to watch – have gone, but it’s too early to crown Christopher Biggins the winner yet.

But what a series of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here it’s been! Full of classic I’m A Celebrity moments that people will talk about for years – like when, um, some on them sat in a van for a while and, er, the fat woman threw a semi-tantrum that lasted for about an atosecond. Ah, television gold.

But now that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is shedding micro-celebrities with every passing day, who’s going to win? Here are the I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for Gemma Atkinson, Cerys Matthews, Jason Brown, Janice Dickinson and Christopher Biggins, with help from Paddy Power…

Gemma Atkinson – We can’t decide whether Gemma Atkinson deserves to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here or not, and here are our reasons why: Cons – we’re already sick of not being able to walk past a newsagents without seeing Gemma Atkinson’s greased-up tits leering down at us from the covers of Nuts and Zoo and Arena and Maxim and FHM and Loaded all the time, and if she wins it’ll only get worse. Plus, failure to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here might crush Gemma’s dreams of releasing an album, and that’s in everyone’s interests. Pros – actually, no, we’re pretty certain that we don’t want Gemma Atkinson to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here after all. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 20/1

Cerys Matthews – So it seems that Cerys Matthews has spent the last decade of hopeless non-fame brushing up on her man-stealing skills, because throughout I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here she’s done a rather good job of making Beppe’s Brother From EastEnders‘ girlfriend cry a lot. Surely the British public won’t be able to throw themselves behind Cerys Matthews to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here – not because of her confused ideology when it comes to relationships, but because she’s got a nasty pair of granny-claws. Urgh, granny-claws. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 11/1

Jason Brown – Sweet baby Moses we’re confused. Jason Brown hasn’t been kicked out of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here yet, even though he possesses about as much charisma as a month-old dogturd and looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia when he tries to grow a beard. Maybe the unthinkable is true – maybe people actually liked 5ive. Did people like 5ive enough to make sure that Jason Brown wins I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? That’s a prospect so terrifying that we can’t even bring ourselves to contemplate it. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 6/1

Janice Dickinson – You know what I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here would have been without Janice Dickinson? A bunch of not-very famous people living in the woods. And with Janice Dickinson? A bunch of not-very famous people living in the woods with an angry American bawling in the background all the time. Janice has been as near to a must-watch contestant as I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here has got this year and, although a wombat cadaver would have got the same title compared to the likes of Anna Ryder Richardson, we can’t help feeling that Janice Dickinson is going to be getting her own ITV1 show in the very near future. That or she’ll end up advertising Iceland prawn rings like the rest of them all seem to do. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 9/2

Christopher Biggins – Christopher Biggins is the kind of man who, if you showed him a video of his family being mauled to death by a lion, would probably chuckle and comment on what a jolly lovely mane the lion has got. Because nothing phases Christopher Biggins, apart from rats crawling all over his sleeping body – and even then his idea of ‘phased’ is to make a noise like a pantomime dame being goosed. Look, we’ll be honest with you – we just want Christopher Biggins to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here so that he can host a brand new series of On Safari with Gillian Taylforth. It’ll happen, people. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 2/5

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Even the most hopelessly recluse televisiophobes among you will have noticed that I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is back on TV, but which hapless non-celebrity stands the biggest chance of winning this year?

It’s just as well that we’re here, isn’t it? We’ve got all the latest I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds for you right here, and even though the betting odds are deadly accurate at time of writing, we feel we should drop a few disclaimers here for the sake of transparency: 1) We can’t stand I’m A Celebrity get me Out Of Here, 2) No, really, we can’t stand it, 3) When Ant and Dec walk across that big bridge thing, we secretly wish it’d snap, 4) In our heads, we refer to I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as I Can Hardly Be Construed As A Celebrity By Any Stretch Of The Imagination But If I Eat This Kangaroo Anus Perhaps Someone Will Give Me An Iceland Advert. In full. All the time.

So with that in mind, who’s going to win this year’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? Here are this week’s I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here betting odds – for all of the contestants – with help from Paddy Power…

Lynne Franks – Supposedly the inspiration for Absolutely Fabulous, but we’re not convinced – as far as we can remember, Absolutely Fabulous wasn’t about a fat misery-guts who strops about like she’s possessed by the ghost of George Harrison. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 50/1

John Burton Race – I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here‘s resident red-eyed self-loathing celebrity chef. John Burton Race also happens to look a lot like Skeletor, but we haven’t decided if that’s a good or a bad thing yet. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 33/1

Anna Ryder Richardson – There’s no two ways about it; Anna Ryder Richardson must leave I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, because if she doesn’t there’s every chance she’ll become the new Linda Barker. And the world needs that like it needs to be stabbed to death by a tramp. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 25/1

Katie Hopkins – What a waste of a failed Apprentice candidate Katie Hopkins is on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Her place should have obviously been taken by Tre Azam, who’d have punched six crocodiles in the face by now. And he’d have chewed the arse off a live kangaroo. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 14/1

Jason Brown – Was once in 5ive, or so we’re told. Again, we’re not convinced – Jason seems to be so resolutely northern that he we can’t imagine he’d see singing, or in fact any other profession that doesn’t directly involve carrying coal up a ladder, as a bit poofy. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 14/1

Marc Bannerman – Used to be Dirty Beppe‘s brother in EastEnders, was in Celebrity Wrestling and got convinced to take part in I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here by his friend Dean Gaffney. If you read all that without wanting to vote Marc Bannerman off, you’re made of stronger stuff than us. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 12/1

Rodney Marsh – The man who seems most intent on using I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here as his resignation letter from public life. Every second Rodney senses the cameras are on him he’ll say something offensive like “Women make such a fuss about childbirth” or “You know what I hate? All black people.” Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 10/1

Gemma Atkinson – What sets Gemma Atkinson apart from all the other girls from Hollyoaks? Well, she’s northern and, um, she looks OK in a bikini and, well, erm… no, that’s it, really. But at least the northern and bikini bits make her unique as far as the Hollyoaks cast goes, right? Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 6/1

Cerys Matthews – Three things have happened to Cerys Matthews since she was last famous a decade ago: 1) She’s taken an inexplicable liking to cockneys, 2) her boobs have suddenly got gigantic, and 3) she’s developed granny-claws. All of these things freak us out. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 5/1

Janice Dickinson – The only reason why people watch I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Forthright to the point of madness, we can see the British public taking to Janice Dickinson like it did to David Gest last year, except hopefully Janice won’t stink up the newspapers for a year afterwards like Gest did. Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 9/2

Christopher Biggins – Ooh, it’s Christopher Biggins! Lovely Chrissy Chris Christopher Biggity Biggy Biggins! He’s so lovely, isn’t he, dear old Christopher Biggins? We hope Christopher Biggins wins I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, because… actually, what does Christopher Biggins even do? Current I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here betting odds – 2/1

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