Remember when the Christmas number one used to be sacred? So do we.
It's not any more, obviously – until Facebook waded in to fix things, 2009 looked set to go down as the year that an annoying boy with too many teeth got the Christmas number one with a piss-weak Miley Cyrus cover version. He didn’t manage it, but it sure was close.
Now that Rage Against The Machine have secured the Christmas number one spot, we should probably take a look back at years when we didn’t have it so good.
Oh, and we know that we only did a thing about the greatest Christmas number ones last week, but this is hecklerspray, damnit. Being nice about things confuses us.
Hey cool kids, you can stick your Rage Against The Machine vs X Factor nonsense. That’s right, sod off with it. Sod right off. Go on, keep sodding off. Sod off further. That’s it. Good. You’ve sodded off. 