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Christmas Carol

Not everyone loves Doctor Who, but it is pretty safe to assume that the show has a special place in everyone’s heart. And Amy Pond (played by Karen Gillan) is really, really fit. If you don’t agree, then you should be dragged away to have all the skin slapped off you.

Of course, the Doctor Who Christmas Special sends Whovians into such a frenzy that it makes them socially awkward, leaving them to burrow away in their rooms masturbating over fan-art in their soiled bedrooms.

And so, we’ve got some clips to whet your appetites and possible dampen your undercarriages for Doctor Who: A Christmas Carol. Read More >>>

weekend box office, Christmas Carol, The Fourth Kind, Men Who Stare At Goats, The Box, This Is ItMerry Christmas, everyone! Ho ho ho! What did you get for Christmas? Anything good? Did it snow?

Ho ho ho! Ho ho… hang on a minute. It isn’t Christmas. It isn’t anywhere remotely near Christmas. It’s barely November. We haven’t even started to build up our reserve of goodwill towards all men yet. In fact, we still think most men are wankers.

So why is A Christmas Carol the number one movie at the weekend box office? Because it’s not very good and everyone’s trying to get it out of the way early so that it doesn’t bugger up everyone’s Christmas? Oh, right.

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