Articles tagged with: Christine Bleakley
New This Morning Host: Christine Bleakley?
It's week two of our hunt to find Fern Britton's This Morning replacement. Week two, for crying out loud. What are we thinking? You know, we think we're wasting our time here. This Morning doesn't need to replace Fern Britton at all. What This Morning needs to do is bring back Fred Talbot, knock up a scale model of the British isles and let him leap around it describing the weather. That's when This Morning went south, not when Cackly McLardypants resigned. Oh, why won't anyone listen to us? Anyway, here's the This Morning rundown for Christine Bleakley...
It's week two of our hunt to find Fern Britton's This Morning replacement. Week two, for crying out loud. What are we thinking? You know, we think we're wasting our time here. This Morning doesn't need to replace Fern Britton at all. What This Morning needs to do is bring back Fred Talbot, knock up a scale model of the British isles and let him leap around it describing the weather. That's when This Morning went south, not when Cackly McLardypants resigned. Oh, why won't anyone listen to us? Anyway, here's the This Morning rundown for Christine Bleakley...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley Mooches Off
Strictly Come Dancing is going down to the wire now, and only the best dancers can survive. Christine Bleakley, for those of you who have joined the party late, wasn't one of the best dancers. Some will blame Christine's lack of technical ability for her Strictly Come Dancing exit last night. Some will blame the frightening Meatloaf haircut she sported during her first dance of the night. Us? We're pinning Christine's failure solely on the fact that she hired Felicity Kendal as an acting coach this week. Felicity blinking Kendal. Oh, if only her dances were about short muddy women from the 1970s, yesterday's result could have been so very different. But still, Christine Bleakley is out of Strictly Come Dancing, so who'll win? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing is going down to the wire now, and only the best dancers can survive. Christine Bleakley, for those of you who have joined the party late, wasn't one of the best dancers. Some will blame Christine's lack of technical ability for her Strictly Come Dancing exit last night. Some will blame the frightening Meatloaf haircut she sported during her first dance of the night. Us? We're pinning Christine's failure solely on the fact that she hired Felicity Kendal as an acting coach this week. Felicity blinking Kendal. Oh, if only her dances were about short muddy women from the 1970s, yesterday's result could have been so very different. But still, Christine Bleakley is out of Strictly Come Dancing, so who'll win? Here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley
Strictly Come Dancing is just a few weeks from being over, so let's celebrate that with some Strictly Come Dancing recaps. As well as chucking out Jodie Kidd, Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing also marked the last dance by John Sergeant after his controversial resignation last week. And, if anything, it only strengthened our crush on his dance partner Kristina Rihanoff. After all, who doesn't love a girl who can't even go three poxy seconds without breaking down in tears like some sort of monstrous goon? Sexy. So here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley...
Strictly Come Dancing is just a few weeks from being over, so let's celebrate that with some Strictly Come Dancing recaps. As well as chucking out Jodie Kidd, Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing also marked the last dance by John Sergeant after his controversial resignation last week. And, if anything, it only strengthened our crush on his dance partner Kristina Rihanoff. After all, who doesn't love a girl who can't even go three poxy seconds without breaking down in tears like some sort of monstrous goon? Sexy. So here's the Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley & Austin Healey
It's time for another edition of the hecklerspray recap for Strictly Come Dancing or, as we like to call it, Four Exasperated Judges. Watching John Sergeant get through to next week's Strictly Come Dancing yet again was an absolute joy. Not because we particularly enjoy watching John Sergeant dance, nor because we like deliberately ruining the credibility of reality TV shows, but because watching Bruce Forsyth dodder around murmuring "We have a situation" like an anxious string puppet afterwards was perhaps the greatest thing we've ever seen. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley and Austin Healey...
It's time for another edition of the hecklerspray recap for Strictly Come Dancing or, as we like to call it, Four Exasperated Judges. Watching John Sergeant get through to next week's Strictly Come Dancing yet again was an absolute joy. Not because we particularly enjoy watching John Sergeant dance, nor because we like deliberately ruining the credibility of reality TV shows, but because watching Bruce Forsyth dodder around murmuring "We have a situation" like an anxious string puppet afterwards was perhaps the greatest thing we've ever seen. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley and Austin Healey...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley & Rachel Stevens
Can't remember what happened in the third quarter of last Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing? Good job we're here, then. This whole Strictly Come Dancing kerfuffle about John Sergeant hasn't died down any yet, has it? Now John has claimed that the Strictly Come Dancing judges should all resign if they don't like the way the public keeps voting him through. Honestly, this better end up with actual punches being thrown on Saturday's show or we'll refuse to pay our license fee any more. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Can't remember what happened in the third quarter of last Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing? Good job we're here, then. This whole Strictly Come Dancing kerfuffle about John Sergeant hasn't died down any yet, has it? Now John has claimed that the Strictly Come Dancing judges should all resign if they don't like the way the public keeps voting him through. Honestly, this better end up with actual punches being thrown on Saturday's show or we'll refuse to pay our license fee any more. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine Bleakley & Rachel Stevens
Time for our last Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week - but don't be sad, because we'll be back next week. And the week after. And the week after that. Forever, basically. This Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing should prove to be an exciting one, because it seems as if all the dancers will be performing whatever dances they like again. We hear that Tom Chambers is doing a Quickstep, Cherie Lunghi's dancing a Waltz and John Sergeant is going to do the exact same dance as always and still get through anyway because of his lovely big fat face. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Time for our last Strictly Come Dancing recap of the week - but don't be sad, because we'll be back next week. And the week after. And the week after that. Forever, basically. This Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing should prove to be an exciting one, because it seems as if all the dancers will be performing whatever dances they like again. We hear that Tom Chambers is doing a Quickstep, Cherie Lunghi's dancing a Waltz and John Sergeant is going to do the exact same dance as always and still get through anyway because of his lovely big fat face. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Christine Bleakley and Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Christine, Austin, Cherie
Time for another batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps, although frankly our heart isn't in it now that Mark Foster's gone. Now that Mark's no longer part of Strictly Come Dancing, who else is going to take their top off without any prompting? Nobody, that's who. And believe us, we've tried to convince the other Strictly Come Dancing contestants to do it, but they won't. Well, not all of them. John Sergeant. John Sergeant won't take his top off for us. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley, Austin Healey and Cherie Lunghi...
Time for another batch of Strictly Come Dancing recaps, although frankly our heart isn't in it now that Mark Foster's gone. Now that Mark's no longer part of Strictly Come Dancing, who else is going to take their top off without any prompting? Nobody, that's who. And believe us, we've tried to convince the other Strictly Come Dancing contestants to do it, but they won't. Well, not all of them. John Sergeant. John Sergeant won't take his top off for us. Anyway, here's our Strictly Come Dancing recap for Christine Bleakley, Austin Healey and Cherie Lunghi...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Andrew Castle, Christine Bleakley, Jodie Kidd
How great it is that the male and female celebrities can now all dance during the same episode of Strictly Come Dancing. It's wonderful. Not only does it mean that we get to form a clear picture of what the all the dancers are like in comparison with one another, but it also means that we don't have to put up with any more Strictly Come Dancing group dances. Because, honestly, we've seen more coordination in a washing machine full of hamsters. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Andrew Castle, Christine Bleakley and Jodie Kidd...
How great it is that the male and female celebrities can now all dance during the same episode of Strictly Come Dancing. It's wonderful. Not only does it mean that we get to form a clear picture of what the all the dancers are like in comparison with one another, but it also means that we don't have to put up with any more Strictly Come Dancing group dances. Because, honestly, we've seen more coordination in a washing machine full of hamsters. Anyway, here are the Strictly Come Dancing recaps for Andrew Castle, Christine Bleakley and Jodie Kidd...
