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Christina Hendricks Nude is All We Ever Wanted (20 PICS)

Some say Christina Hendricks is too fat. Some say Christina Hendricks has the ideal shape for women. Some love her hourglass figure. Some think she would look hotter if she lost weight. But everyone agrees: she has awesome breasts and they need to be unleashed.

Known for her work as Joan Harris in the TV show Mad Men, Christina Hendricks’s boobs have a life of their own. They’re always squished up against some bra that’s too small. Smushed up against a tight dress. Smothered under a dress. Suffocated under a jacket. They need freedom. They need to be released from their prison of suppression. They are magnificent and need to be admired. In full.

Mad Men’s Jon Hamm Acts Like A Wimp After Slagging Kim Kardashian

March 15th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember?Jon Hamm calling Kim?Kardashian names? He basically said that she, along with Paris Hilton, was stupid. She didn’t like it and took to Twitter to underline how successful she is and everyone only ended up thinking of Christina Hendricks’ boobs anyway.

Either way, Mad Men’s Hamm (that sounds rude) is now slowly backing away from his comments because he’s clearly realised he’s got a new season of the show to promote and doesn’t want to alienate anyone.

Like a massive wimp.

Christina Hendricks Nudes Appear After Phone Hack, Apparently [NSFW]

August 15th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

After arrests and official inquiries, it seemed that phone hacking and leaked nudes were a thing of the past. Shame. Until now that is, as there’s photographs floating around which claim to be the boobs of Christina Hendricks.

This, of course, is of much more interest to women than men because they’re the only people who really fancy her. Men that say they lust after the Mad Men actress are simply trying to impress women.

So, do you want to see some boobies? Click over the jump and, of course, the images are not safe to be viewed in the office unless you’re boss doesn’t mind that sort of thing.

The Reviews Are Wrong: Drive, A Lesson In Absolute Tedium

August 5th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

At the 2011 Cannes Film Festival, Drive was loved so much that, when the movie finally finished, everyone leapt to their feet to give it a standing ovation. A film. A standing ovation.

One can only assume that this ovation must have been like the tears cried by a hostage when they receive a rare moment of kindness. That’s because Drive is one of the most overrated films on Earth right now.

Only a complete, dithering simpleton would dare disagree.

Christina Hendricks Hates Children But Does Have Large Breasts

September 16th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Christina Hendricks is a real inspiration to allegedly real women. This is mainly because she’s got curves which are acceptably not-fat.

Disagree? Stop thinking about her large breasts then. Fact is, this pin-up for wimminkind is just as objectified as any other fancied human. No-one likes her for her brains or what she’d said. As far as history is concerned, she’s never spoken a word, ever. Still, at least she hates children.

New Wonder Woman Pics Appear Online ? No-One Heterosexual Cares.

March 21st, 2011 By Paul Pencott

What's a really bad television series to re-boot? Would it be the one that was on at the fag-end of the Seventies that your Dad showed an unhealthy interest in and that gifted you with nothing more than unsettling memories of your parents arguing as you were hurriedly sent to bed amid accusations from your mother directed at your father of infidelity with ?that bloody telly whore?.

Yeah. That one.

So why not re-invigorate the whole sorry affair for a new generation, and release some pictures of new star Adrianne Palicki wearing a PVC costume that suggests that she is preparing to attend the world's tackiest hen night?

You Haven’t Heard Of Adrianne Palicki, But She’s Still The New Wonder Woman

February 17th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

The world of filmed media is going comic book crazy at the moment. They’ve finally realised that there’s a whole bunch of stories out there, with the tone, setting and image already nailed, waiting to be turned into a moving picture. Duh.

And the latest reboot is Wonder Woman, cashing in not only on comic book nerds, but fans of the camp ’70s TV series which featured Lynda Carter.

The lady who’ll be playing our Amazonette is Adrianne Palicki who you’ve probably never heard of. Unless, of course, you’re a teenager who has stared longingly at her breasts online for a while.

The Unrealistically Shaped Christina Hendricks Will Probably Be The Next Wonder Woman

December 31st, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Christina Hendricks is a woman. Obviously. We know this because of her gigantic breasts. Of course, because she isn’t particularly thin, she’s become the go-to woman for fatties to promote ‘curves’.

Alas, ‘curves’ is just as unattainable as the supposed ‘size zero’ because ‘curves’ tends to mean ‘massive boobs and an impossibly tiny waist and holding your stomach in during photoshoots’ as opposed to one continual curve that makes you look like the letter ‘O’. A letter ‘O’ covered in kebab meat.

Anyway, Hendricks is seen as a struck blow for wimmin’s lib, despite the fact she’s objectified just as much as any other famous, attractive human. And this particular lady is probably going to be the next Wonder Woman.

BBC To Lose Mad Men To Sky, Which Means You’ll Probably Get It On A Torrent

September 30th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

When will programme makers learn? You take something to satellite TV and you pretty much guarantee that the vast majority of people move on and find something else to love. Look at Richard and Judy’s career. Only 3 people watched The Wire away from the box-set versions, and they were mental fanboys who never stopped talking about it.

And so, the same will happen with Mad Men. Yes indeed, it’s bad news for you fans of the show as you will have to pay to watch the series from next year, with BSkyB having offered a significantly larger sum than the BBC currently forks out.

We’re afraid you’ll have to stare at Christina Hendrick’s clothes/tits online from now on.

Mad Men Season 3 – DVD Review

August 5th, 2012 By David Scarborough

Here at Hecklerspray, we are an esteemed bunch of distinguished gentlemen (with the odd stylish woman thrown in for good measure). We've been known to put on a suit, slick on the Brylcreem and slap a lady on the derriere ? we're only human after all.

So it's no surprise then that we are all big fans of the retro endeavours of Mad Men, in all its charcoal-suited glory. It's also no surprise that we're not the perfect specimen of humankind either; just look at Stu – you\’ll often find him strolling through underpasses licking homeless people (apparently to know what failure tastes like). It's this thinly-veiled underbelly of man that makes Mad Men such a compelling viewing experience.

The inhabitants of Sterling Cooper aren't quite what they seem, and Season three continues to chip away at the 1960?s antiquated attitudes towards society. So it's not exactly another bombastic sensory bombardment of cheap action, ad-break cliffhangers and smoke monsters.