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Christina Applegate Nude is What You’ve Been Waiting For (PICS)

When Christina Applegate took the role of ditzy teen Kelly on the TV sitcom “Married with Children,” she was forever branded a bombshell airhead. Future film roles did nothing to dispel that image. She said yes to forgettable movies like “Mars Attacks” and “Jaws of Satan,” then struck pay dirt with “The Legend of Ron Burgundy.” Sorta.

The petite Sagittarian has impressive roots. The child of a record executive and singer-actress Nancy Priddy, Christina made her acting debut at five months in commercials for Playtex nursing products. Were baby-focused jobs to be her destiny? Ironically, she raced back to work on the “Up All Night” film set right after giving birth and lists the 1991 TV movie, “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead” among her dubious credentials.

Christina Applegate Has A Thing Growing Inside Her

July 22nd, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Christina Applegate – you know her don’t you? Okay, if you’re of a certain age then you may have fumbled around in your trousers at her whilst she was playing Kelly Bundy in Married… With Children. Or you might know her from Anchorman. Or, more recently, you’ll have heard she’d got breast cancer and had to have a double mastectomy, which is really, really horrible.

Well, you may be pleased/bored to find out that she’s got a baby growing inside her. Who put it there? Early reports suggested that it was a stork that did it, but it transpires that the actress was impregnated by her fiance who is a musician with a fancy name – Martyn Lenoble.

So what now?

Christina Applegate Is More Beautiful Than You’ll Ever Be, Apparently

April 30th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Beauty, as we all know, is on the inside. If it’s on the inside of a leggy blonde woman, we’ll have to make do.

Christina Applegate is a leggy blonde woman. But that’s not why she’s just been named as number one in People magazine’s Most Beautiful list. Christina Applegate has been named as number one in the Most Beautiful list because she’s beaten cancer. Breast cancer, mind you, not one of those cancers that makes your head all bald and face look all weird. Ugh.

Also in the Most Beautiful list, Zac Efron. He’s such a pretty little girl.

Christina Applegate Makes Cancer Look Like a Boob

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Christina Applegate’s cancer has left the building, along with two old friends.

You can call it brave, you can call it smart, but regardless of what words you want to use to describe it, Christina Applegate has kicked the botty of cancer by having her boobs lopped off in a double mastectomy.

As selfish as it may be for her to deprive her fanbase of those fine assets, we do think that maybe – just maybe – her life is worth more than a couple of breasts. Not much, but still more.

Plus she gets to have augmented ones fitted now, that can’t get cancer and can shoot lasers and stuff. Maybe. It would certainly make for some interesting scenes in Anchorman 2: Tits of Doom.

Christina Applegate’s Breast Cancer: She’s Going to be Fine! Apparently.

March 24th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Well isn’t this just the most depressing year ever. It’s raining all the time here in Blighty, and, to make matters worse, seemingly everyone in the world of showbiz is coming down with one illness or another or having accidents.

We’ve been told Bernie Mac is at death’s door, only to then be told no, actually, he isn’t, Patrick Swayze was then diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, then we get Shia LaBeouf and Morgan Freeman both involved in car accidents. And let’s not forget both Elizabeth Taylor and political commentator Robert Novak‘s recent turns for the worse.

Now it’s Christina Applegate‘s turn to join the celebrity illness pile, as it was revealed she has been diagnosed with breast cancer. Certainly 2008 is not the best year for celebrity health.