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Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

November 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, my favourite day of the whole year, Halloween, has come and gone, which means I am officially prepared to go into full blown holly jolly Buddy the Christmas elf Christmas mode. Seriously, I watched Christmas with the Kranks yesterday. I like to watch that movie early because it’s not like a top 10 Christmas movie so I don’t need to save it until December, but I still really enjoy it, but anyway.

However, before I go all holiday cheer on your asses, I’d like to look back at this Halloween to examine some of the best celeb costumes. I’m always so jealous of celebrity Halloween costumes because they have so much fucking money that their costumes can RULE. Here are some that ruled HARD.

The Christina Aguilera Nudes You Are Looking For (19 PICS)

Were you around during the Britney vs. Xtina glory days of the 90s? If you’re a Christina Aguilera fan, put your hands up. That’s it. And slowly put them down and relax. Sit back and take a deep breath. You’re going to see Xtina nude. It’s going to be a wild ride.

The 90s Aguilera is the best Aguilera. Slim with a taut waist. Dirty blonde hair with streaks of black. Micro braids and semi-dreadlocks. She did midriff-baring better than anyone else. She was at the absolute peak of her youth and powers. Even better than a vagina flaunting Britney Spears.

Christina Aguilera Must Really Like Vagina Cleaners

August 19th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Christina Aguilera is basically the epitome of a classy lady.? From her Oompa Loompa skin care regiment, to her clown hooker lips,?to her Clorox approved hair, Christina just screams “elegance.”

In keeping with that theme, Aguilera has decided to grace?her newborn baby girl with a really special name.? As if her life wasn’t about to be hard enough with Christina as her mother.? You know bitch will be that embarrassing “cool” mom in the mini skirts, half in the bag, at the soccer games.

Now It Makes Sense Why Christina Aguilera Bought Herself A Ring

February 21st, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Ah, shot gun weddings.? There is just something so romantic about feeling forced to marry someone because your condom failed, isn’t there?? You know what I mean, don’t you,?Christina Aguilera?

Just days after showing off a massive ring you just know Christina put on her own Black Card, she and new hubby to be Matt Rutler have announced that they are expecting a tiny MAC-covered tangerine babeh later in the year.? And by later, let’s go at about 7-8 months from now.

Christina Aguilera Bought Herself A New Husband

February 15th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

Christina Aguilera has been having a pretty good couple of months.? She got hot again, seemed to lose the stick up her ass for the latest season of The Voice, and managed to stop getting caught stumbling out of bars like a drunken floozy.?? All in all, she’s become a little less of a joke and a lot more likeable.

Now she has even rewarded herself with a big ol fancy diamond after deciding she was going to allow her boyfriend to become Mr. Aguilera.? And on Valentine’s Day no less!? How romantic.? And clich?.

Hypocritical Christina Aguilera Washes Up, Loses Booze Bloat for Maxim

September 5th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Christina Aguilera has apparently decided to stop living off vodka and empanadas, and learned how to finally use foundation much closer to her natural skin tone. ?Of course, this new found weight loss means it’s time to drop her pants again and get “Dirrty” on September’s?Maxim?cover.

For the last few years, when people commented on Christina Aguilera’s growing frame, Xtina refused to let it get to her. ?She was a proud curvy girl! ?She played up the Spanish heritage card and told anyone who would listen that she loved her body, and bigger was how she was meant to be. ?I mean, she kept unattractively stuffing her size 12 frame into a 2 and resembling a sausage, but that was her right! ?Funny how it isn’t until now, after dropping all that weight, that she suddenly loses her clothes to pose in sexy magazines.?

Is Robin Thicke Really a Sexist Douchebag?

June 21st, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

These days, pop music tends to be a combination of ?generic lyrics, catchy hooks and scantily clad women that are too good looking to actually exist. There’s nothing wrong with that.

It’s for blasting out of car windows, not a philosophical debate about the state of the human psyche. Perfectly harmless. Unless you’re Robin Thicke, and your new single is accused of being ?a little ‘rapey.’ That’s generally a word to steer clear of.

6 Least Mind-Numbing Moments from the Billboard Awards

May 21st, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Last night’s Billboard Awards Show was?pretty tedious … but, if you stuck with it,?there were a few good moments here and there. Justin Bieber was booed by the audience and didn’t even cry. Nicki Minaj and her giant ass gave Lil’ Wayne a lap dance.?Miguel literally cold-cocked a fan. The dude from A-Ha joined Pitbull and Christina Aguilera on-stage, and he hit that high note in “Take On Me”?(lip synced it, actually, but whatever). And Prince proved that he still rules the school.

The actual awards themselves were predictable, with Taylor Swift winning pretty much everything.?The only one she didn’t snag was the Millenium Award, which went instead to everyone’s favorite?bratty little turd,?Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber’s Meltdown Needs Tips From the Spears & Aguilera Files

April 4th, 2013 By Alana Massey

Ahhh, Justin Bieber. It seems like only yesterday that the Internet was good-naturedly mistaking you for an adolescent lesbian while you danced into our hearts alongside a very out-of-place Ludicrous in the tweenalicious video for “Baby.” What has become of you?

It appears from recent attacks, both real ones on neighbors and cyber ones on Twitter, that you are having the celebrity equivalent of your first period: the major public meltdown. It is a rite of passage experienced by many ultra-famous teen stars. It’s going to be alright, they all go through it. Yes, Justin, we know that Timberlake never had one and that it’s just not fair! But we’re in it now and you’re going to have to remain calm.