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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Kills It This Year

February 17th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

As I’ve previously blogged about, this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition features a stunning 63-year-old Christie Brinkley, which is pretty awesome because for years it’s always been one basic age bracket of women featured in the magazine. I also applauded them last year for having three covers, two of which featured plus-size model Ashley Graham and world famous athlete Ronda Rousey.

This year classic SI cover girl Kate Upton is back, (Upton is a size 8, btw, not your standard size 2 model), but the magazine itself has really taken a turn for the diverse, with women ranging from ages 18 to 63, sizes 2 to 16, plus various races and body types. I’m actually mega impressed!

Christie Brinkley Does Sports Illustrated at 63 (And Kills It!)

February 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

When I was a little girl I genuinely thought there were no two women more beautiful than Christie Brinkley and Kathy Ireland. I haven’t seen Kathy Ireland lately, but, in case you were wondering, Christie Brinkley is still killing it.

Christie was the queen of Sports Illustrated back in the 80s, and now, at 63, she’s back in their swimsuit issue (with her two super hot daughters), giving me massive insecurity because I’ll never be as hot as a woman who can collect her RRSP.

The Top Hot Model Celebrity Kids

September 6th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

We all know that Kris and Bruce Jenner made epic hot babe model, Kendall, but in the world of celebrity, let’s be real: when so many good looking people keep making kids, they’re going to produce ridiculously attractive offspring who will probably end up modeling because, you know, nepotism!

While I think some celebrity kid models are legit only getting work because of their famous last names (I see you Sofia Richie and Anwar Hadid), some of them legit deserve to be in front of a camera to have their beauty shared with the world.

10 Celebrity Wizards Who Just Do Not Age

March 24th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Every morning and evening, I go through a lengthy process of cleansing, toning, and moisturizing my face to avoid our society’s biggest enemy: aging. I don’t spend much money on make up, but I spend a fuck ton on skin care, and every time my 27-year-old ass gets asked for an ID at the liquor store (in Canada the drinking age is 19 making it an even bigger compliment) I am legit happy for the rest of the day that my investments have paid off.

However, not everyone has to live like this. Some people simply stop aging. In fact, in the land of celebrities, there are actually many big names who stopped aging once they hit 20. You could say plastic surgery and all that shit, but, let’s be real, plastic surgery couldn’t pull this kind of shit. So let’s be honest with ourselves: the following 10 celebrities are obviously wizards.

The Dumb Things Celebrities Do to Stay Young

November 8th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

It’s not easy being good-looking and famous. We slam celebrities for being superficial, yet we criticize them for looking older and less attractive. It’s no wonder the rich and famous are constantly on the hunt for the fountain of youth; I don’t blame ’em. But you have to draw a line somewhere, and personally, I draw it at live leeches on my face. But you know who doesn’t? Demi Moore.

Yup, Demi uses live leeches to detox her blood and stay young. If that’s not crazy enough for you, here are some of the most ridiculous regimens celebs use to in an everlasting quest to beat the biological clock.

Uptown Girl, Christie Brinkley, Ignoring Giganto Tax Bill

December 7th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Model and subject of Billy Joel’s ‘Uptown Girl’, Christie Brinkley, has been handed a really quite special tax bill by the US government. How special? Over half a million dollars special. She must’ve missed the 90,000 letters they sent to her house reminding her, eh?

The exact figure, if you’re the kind of person who just loves an exact figure, is an impressive $531,720.

Looks like she’s going to have to do some work to pay that off. Basically, that means we can expect to see her in some awful reality TV show.

Billy Joel’s Daughter ‘Overdoses On Cat Medicine’

December 7th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

This weekend, Billy Joel’s daughter Alexa Ray was rushed to hospital after taking eight pills in an apparent suicide attempt.

That’s the bad news. The good news is that she’s going to be fine – Alexa Ray Joel was released from hospital last night and is now being taken of by her family. The weird news, though, comes in the claim that Alexa Ray Joel had actually taken Traumeel, a homoeopathic anti-inflammatory medication that’s used as much on cats and dogs as it is on humans.

But at least it’s been confirmed that Alexa Ray is going to be fine. What’s more, it’s expected that she’ll have a nice glossy coat and waggy tail after all this as well. Too far? too far.

Hooray! Christie Brinkley’s Divorce Is News Again! HOORAY!

October 14th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Some people say the McCartney/Mills divorce was the best celebrity divorce ever. Some say the Hasselhoff divorce.

These people are wrong. When it comes to celebrity divorces, one stands head and shoulders above all others. It had fame. It had money. It had glamour. It had infidelity. It had a $3,000-per-month addiction to internet pornography. It had a Billy Joel soundtrack. It was the Christie Brinkley/ Peter Cook divorce from last year. It was perfect, and it’s back in the news.

We’re so happy that the Christie Brinkley/ Peter Cook divorce is back in the news that we could kiss somebody on the lips. Not Peter Cook, obviously. We don’t know where his mouth’s been.

Billy Joel Splits Up With His Alarmingly Young Wife

July 2nd, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Yep, 60-year-old Billy Joel has split up with his 27-year-old wife. And that’s probably it. No excitement here.

Don’t expect anything as exciting as the Christie Brinkley/ Peter Cook divorce from these two. That’s partly because the thought of Billy Joel masturbating to $3,000 of porn a month is so grotty that it makes us want to punch ourselves unconscious, and partly because it’s unlikely that Billy Joel would run off with a teenager because the current 33-year age-gap between him and his estranged wife is already disturbing enough as it is, thank you very much.

Cuh. Billy Joel is boring.

Christie Brinkley & Peter Cook: No, They Still Haven’t Shut Up

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Despite all the endless boneheaded kerfuffle over it, Peter Cook’s big 20/20 interview about Christie Brinkley hasn’t actually been broadcast yet.

The interview is to be broadcast tonight – a fact which has got Christie Brinkley into a flap. Christie Brinkley has tried to take a restraining order out against Peter Cook because he’s due to have their children this weekend, and she’s worried that he’ll spend that entire weekend showing them his interview.

But a judge has rejected the restraining order, partly because Peter Cook plans to take the children on a trip this weekend. But what Christie Brinkley doesn’t know is that the trip is to the television department of an electrical goods store, where the children will see their father explaining what a cold-hearted witch their mother is on 50 giant HDTV screens at once, and all in crystal-clear surround sound. Eat that, Uptown Girl!